&$#!#$3*8!

[Zippy]

See you next year MF

[centurian]

On the other hand, maybe the guy in the car in front is a 'kin tosser? Perhaps the young lady in the canteen does have dubious taste in men?
Don't think there is something wrong with you - therein lies madness - think Occam's Razor.

It's not paranoia - when they really are out to get you.

[DimPrawn]

You need a good hard shag.


How you fixed for Thursday?

[mudskipper]

Perhaps your just bleeding past it.

That's a relief. I thought it was a brain tumour.

[mudskipper]

You need a good hard shag.


How you fixed for Thursday?

You're right - it's a few years since I smoked a rollie.

[Zippy]

You're right - it's a few years since I smoked a rollie.

That's either a witty reposte or it's one of the best double-entendres I've heard in ages.
Either way, POTD

[mudskipper]

That's either a witty reposte or it's one of the best double-entendres I've heard in ages.
Either way, POTD

You have a mucky mind, missus.

[fullyautomatix]

Get one of those rabbit vibrator thingummy's. That will sort you out in a minute..or an hour depending on some people.

[Spacecadet]

I'm normally quite a nice person - reasonably tolerant of others.

Over the last few days I seem to have developed a sort of mental tourettes. I go through my day mentally cursing everybody who crosses my path, from the guy in the car in front ('kin t0sser) to the girl on the till in ClientCo's canteen (slapper). I fear it's soon going to escape the confines of my brain and take physical form.

Not particularly stressed, no-one's particularly upset me, so no idea where this has come from.

Any advice on how to get rid of it? Exorcism maybe?

It's a sign of low self esteem

Sas