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Previously on "Glad I use condoms."

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  • DodgyAgent
    replied
    And it does not seem to matter which end you use either:

    Oral Sex May Cause More Throat Cancer Than Smoking in Men, Researchers Say - Bloomberg

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  • GreenLabel
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    It's a shame parents of some members of this forum didn't use them also, (d000gh and greenlabel come to mind)

    Wait, aren't we one and the same?

    Speaking of one and the same, how many times have you been banned under previous IDs?

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    Don't you get crumbs in yer Japs?
    I'm not a wierdo, AB, I'd eat the crisps first!

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Better than having a large pile of used condoms under your bed.
    Speak for yourself.

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    . . . as does a crisp packet, tied on with hairy string.
    Don't you get crumbs in yer Japs?

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    And should you get lucky, they'll have perished.

    I hate it when that happens.

    Clingfilm works though.
    . . . as does a crisp packet, tied on with hairy string.

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  • xoggoth
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    I shall console myself with the delightful thought that if I have a cup of coffee I am drinking homeopathic lady's pee.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Better than having a large pile of used condoms under your bed.
    Not for everyone

    Liz Jones' baby craving drove her to steal husband's sperm in ultimate deception | Mail Online

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    At some on here are lucky enough to use them! I have a large pile of them under the bed..never used.
    Better than having a large pile of used condoms under your bed.

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Hello, kettle, this is pot....
    Sorry are you the Father of one of them? Makes sense, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, next time slap one on!

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    It's a shame parents of some members of this forum didn't use them also, (d000gh and greenlabel come to mind)
    Hello, kettle, this is pot....

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  • lilelvis2000
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    At some on here are lucky enough to use them! I have a large pile of them under the bed..never used.

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    On behalf of the gene pool so do we
    It's a shame parents of some members of this forum didn't use them also, (d000gh and greenlabel come to mind)

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  • SimonMac
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    On behalf of the gene pool so do we

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Glad I use condoms.

    Glad I use condoms.

    Oral Contraceptive Use Tied To Prostate Cancer

    Interesting to read that that investigation associates hormones in the water with prostate cancer.

    I've read elsewhere that it may have an association with hpv of various types.

    There appears to be a correlation with number of partners too.

    http://www.rense.com/general11/numberofsex.htm

    Ron Jeremy must be worried.
    Last edited by zeitghost; 8 May 2017, 15:31.
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