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DS23 replied

12 November 2011, 09:20
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Not for long eh, knobface.
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hyperD replied

11 November 2011, 17:52
Doing this.

And remembering to lower the gear.
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russell replied

11 November 2011, 14:53
Originally posted by Scotgal View Post

O'Reilly Books.
Going to a Developer conference.
Prozac

WTF?
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Scotgal replied

11 November 2011, 14:50
O'Reilly Books.
Going to a Developer conference.
Prozac
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FiveTimes replied

11 November 2011, 14:47
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Not for long eh, knobface.
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MaryPoppins replied

11 November 2011, 14:26
Originally posted by russell View Post

Size of my knob
My face
Bank balance

Not for long eh, knobface.
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doodab replied

11 November 2011, 14:21
Originally posted by russell View Post

My handsomeness gets me the higher rates?, therefore mo' money

And they bin you when they realise that 1 isn't going to get the job done, resulting in a shrinkage at point 3.
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russell replied

11 November 2011, 14:19
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Ah a puzzle.
1 looks like 2.
3 is the same size as 1.
How do we connect 2 and 3?

My handsomeness gets me the higher rates?, therefore mo' money
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d000hg replied

11 November 2011, 14:17
Originally posted by russell View Post

Size of my knob

My face

Bank balance

Ah a puzzle.
1 looks like 2.
3 is the same size as 1.
How do we connect 2 and 3?
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sasguru replied

11 November 2011, 14:15
Originally posted by PorkPie View Post

Your mum

Yeah but everybody likes Doodab's mum.
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doodab replied

11 November 2011, 14:12
Yorkshire pudding
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doodab replied

11 November 2011, 14:09
Getting the first beer after the ringing of the bell in the Hacker Pschorr

Snowboarding

Proper coffee

Paper aeroplanes
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PorkPie replied

11 November 2011, 14:08
Your mum
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russell replied

11 November 2011, 14:04
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Shandy in your case Russell

Peroni and/or Innis and Gunn
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russell replied

11 November 2011, 14:04
Size of my knob
My face
Bank balance
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