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    #41
    Size of my knob
    My face
    Bank balance

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      #42
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      Shandy in your case Russell
      Peroni and/or Innis and Gunn

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        #43
        Your mum
        We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
        - Douglas Adams

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          #44
          Getting the first beer after the ringing of the bell in the Hacker Pschorr

          Snowboarding

          Proper coffee

          Paper aeroplanes
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #45
            Yorkshire pudding
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #46
              Originally posted by PorkPie View Post
              Your mum
              Yeah but everybody likes Doodab's mum.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #47
                Originally posted by russell View Post
                1. Size of my knob
                2. My face
                3. Bank balance
                Ah a puzzle.
                1 looks like 2.
                3 is the same size as 1.
                How do we connect 2 and 3?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Ah a puzzle.
                  1 looks like 2.
                  3 is the same size as 1.
                  How do we connect 2 and 3?
                  My handsomeness gets me the higher rates?, therefore mo' money

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by russell View Post
                    My handsomeness gets me the higher rates?, therefore mo' money
                    And they bin you when they realise that 1 isn't going to get the job done, resulting in a shrinkage at point 3.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by russell View Post
                      Size of my knob
                      My face
                      Bank balance
                      Not for long eh, knobface.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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