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[d000hg]

Today's Dear Deidre in the Sun. What advice does CUK have?

Hard to do it

Dear CUK

I worry so much about getting an erection with my girlfriend I cannot perform.

I am 30 and she is 29. I have a stressful career as an IT contractor where I earn a lot of money, but the threat of losing my contract is always constant. Things have being going well but recently I have been unable to get an erection. I am thinking there is something wrong with me and I am toying with going permanent.

Everything else is perfect buy I am worried I am going to lose her to someone with a bigger warchest, she thinks I don't fancy her.

What should I do?

Yours Simon

Brave of you to give out your real name

[TheFaQQer]

So you keep on posting here and get your missus to PM me for some Business / Contracts advice.

Chalk it up to experience and move on?

[ChimpMaster]

Don't you worry about it, dearie. My old man's just the same (except for the high earning). The secret to our happiness is that he prances around the Internet pretending to be a tax adviser, while I pop out at night to fulfil my womanly needs and earn myself a little pin money at the same time.

So you keep on posting here and get your missus to PM me for some Business / Contracts advice.

LOL, LOL indeed

[mudskipper]

Deirdre, not Deidre..

Think Ken's wife, Corrie....

Dear Deidre solves problems sent in by you | Photo Casebook, videos and advice from the World's No1 Agony Aunt| The Sun

[northernladyuk]

Don't you worry about it, dearie. My old man's just the same (except for the high earning). The secret to our happiness is that he prances around the Internet pretending to be a tax adviser, while I pop out at night to fulfil my womanly needs and earn myself a little pin money at the same time.

So you keep on posting here and get your missus to PM me for some Business / Contracts advice.

[Paddy]

Frequently!

Do you have a ... umm errr .... bigger than AtW's willy?

[SimonMac]

PS

Today's Dear Deidre in the Sun. What advice does CUK have?

Hard to do it

Dear CUK

I worry so much about getting an erection with my girlfriend I cannot perform.

I am 30 and she is 29. I have a stressful career as an IT contractor where I earn a lot of money, but the threat of losing my contract is always constant. Things have being going well but recently I have been unable to get an erection. I am thinking there is something wrong with me and I am toying with going permanent.

Everything else is perfect buy I am worried I am going to lose her to someone with a bigger warchest, she thinks I don't fancy her.

What should I do?

Yours Simon

[SimonMac]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MarillionFan again.

[suityou01]

Today's Dear Deidre in the Sun. What advice does CUK have?

Hard to do it

Dear CUK

I worry so much about getting an erection with my girlfriend I cannot perform.

I am 30 and she is 29. I have a stressful career as an IT contractor where I earn a lot of money, but the threat of losing my contract is always constant. Things have being going well but recently I have been unable to get an erection. I am thinking there is something wrong with me and I am toying with going permanent.

Everything else is perfect buy I am worried I am going to lose her to someone with a bigger warchest, she thinks I don't fancy her.

What should I do?

Yours Simon

Dear Simon,

Try milking the prostate.

HTH BIDI

EO

[Alf W]

Have you tried bleeding the radiators?

[PRC1964]

Treat the two of you to a romantic trip up the Oxo Tower. You'll either re-kindle your passion for each other or discover your love of gladiator movies.

[stek]

Deirdre, not Deidre..

Think Ken's wife, Corrie....

[MaryPoppins]

I give you an erection?

Frequently!

"Dear MF

Don't be embarrassed. The problem your friend "Simon" is experiencing is not uncommon. Try taking the pressure off. Enjoy a romantic dinner - perhaps a pot noodle together.

In the meantime, I'm sending you my leaflet "Can't get it up and posting about it on an internet forum?" which contains some useful tips on how to convincingly pretend your problems belong to your friend.

Diedre"

Excellent work!

[mudskipper]

"Dear MF

Don't be embarrassed. The problem your friend "Simon" is experiencing is not uncommon. Try taking the pressure off. Enjoy a romantic dinner - perhaps a pot noodle together.

In the meantime, I'm sending you my leaflet "Can't get it up and posting about it on an internet forum?" which contains some useful tips on how to convincingly pretend your problems belong to your friend.

Diedre"

[DimPrawn]

An elaborate cry for help, MF.

Try thinking about Dim. Works for me.

I give you an erection?