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Previously on "Christmas this year will be in the Douro valley"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Hey MF.....your 'practically family' haven't been down to stay with you for a while. Don't you think it would be 'nice' if you invited them to stay over Christmas ?

    You could keep CUK entertained over the holiday season with more tales of Jocks that don't drink and L'il Wayne.

    Other than that, you know you want to !!
    Bollocks. Just remember the in-laws
    are coming to us for Xmas then flying to New Zealand a week later. Feckity feck.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I let my 1st Buy To Let my LTD company back in the 1990s but don't tell anyone.
    How the **** did they get through the credit check?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    You are not supposed to let the BTL to yourself.

    The business model is to let it to OTHER people, sheeehs - some people have no idea.
    I let my 1st Buy To Let my LTD company back in the 1990s but don't tell anyone.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    I can hear the inlaws moving around their trenches - I fear they'll be coming over the top for a Christmas assault!

    My brother-in-law's response was to immediately plan manouvres elsewhere, leaving us to man the front line alone.
    Is he French?

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  • Doggy Styles
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    I can hear the inlaws moving around their trenches - I fear they'll be coming over the top for a Christmas assault!

    My brother-in-law's response was to immediately plan manouvres elsewhere, leaving us to man the front line alone.

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Choices choices.

    Stay at home?

    Take a break in our new BTL?

    Or camp on the building plot?

    Choices choices.
    You are not supposed to let the BTL to yourself.

    The business model is to let it to OTHER people, sheeehs - some people have no idea.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Hey MF.....your 'practically family' haven't been down to stay with you for a while. Don't you think it would be 'nice' if you invited them to stay over Christmas ?

    You could keep CUK entertained over the holiday season with more tales of Jocks that don't drink and L'il Wayne.

    Other than that, you know you want to !!
    Ah yes. La Famille Marillion et arrive!!

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  • TestMangler
    replied
    Hey MF.....your 'practically family' haven't been down to stay with you for a while. Don't you think it would be 'nice' if you invited them to stay over Christmas ?

    You could keep CUK entertained over the holiday season with more tales of Jocks that don't drink and L'il Wayne.

    Other than that, you know you want to !!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    Don't forget the "singalong with Barny", my favourite.
    Aside from brainiac in the evening programme, which might produce a giggle, all I can see on that site is a long list of reasons to commit suicide.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Well now we've bought the place in Portugal, it's going to be a holiday staple
    Sasguru..................putting the dour into Douro!!

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Pingu's going to be there too.
    Don't forget the "singalong with Barny", my favourite.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Bob the Builder Character breakfast.

    Take That Tribute band.

    Mini Golf.

    Come on!!!! I want it now!!!!
    Pingu's going to be there too.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post

    "Cripes," spouted Blenkinsop, "I'll never get this trumpet mouthpiece out my ear" while surreptiously watching a large millipede crawl down the back of Smithers shorts. This was to be the start of long and passionate love affair between two very different species.

    HTH, RAC

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Anyone wishing to discover just how crap MF's christmas will be should avail themselves of this most useful linky, brought to you courtesy of MTT Googling Services.
    Bob the Builder Character breakfast.

    Take That Tribute band.

    Mini Golf.

    Come on!!!! I want it now!!!!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Yup you definitely win crap Christmas of the year award.
    Anyone wishing to discover just how crap MF's christmas will be should avail themselves of this most useful linky, brought to you courtesy of MTT Googling Services.

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