Christmas this year will be in the Douro valley

[Support Monkey]

Actually...

The Butlins Xmas weekend at Bognor is fantastic value, good fun with lots to do for the kids, plus by the time they hit the evening show (which has got X Factor stars and a guest appearance by some people from Towie) they'll be to knackered to run around so I can have a couple of beers with some nice geezers from Essex.

Sorted.

Plus the in-laws are going away to New Zealand for 6 weeks. Supposed to be 'back packing it'. He came back from the travel agent yesterday, he'd paid £24000 for 6 weeks. Their backpacking / flights are all busness class, plus 5 star hotels. Fooking backpacking my arse.

and i thought going to the inlaws was bad enough

[sasguru]

Actually...

The Butlins Xmas weekend at Bognor is fantastic value, good fun with lots to do for the kids, plus by the time they hit the evening show (which has got X Factor stars and a guest appearance by some people from Towie) they'll be to knackered to run around so I can have a couple of beers with some nice geezers from Essex.

Sorted.

Plus the in-laws are going away to New Zealand for 6 weeks. Supposed to be 'back packing it'. He came back from the travel agent yesterday, he'd paid £24000 for 6 weeks. Their backpacking / flights are all busness class, plus 5 star hotels. Fooking backpacking my arse.

Yup you definitely win crap Christmas of the year award.

[sasguru]

I've posted this on UK Burglars Forum.

Wandsworth, Christmas, Toast Rack, Aygo and Mazda 6 outside, tacky shed in the garden, fill yer boots!

I seem to be quite a hit!

Funny that. I posted this on the same forum:

North East, Christmas, new Build, knackered Peugeot people carrier with blacked out windows and sticker saying "My other car's a BMW" outside, tiny sliver of garden.

I got no hits.

[DimPrawn]

Funny that. I posted this on the same forum:

North East, Christmas, new Build, knackered Peugeot people carrier with blacked out windows outside, tiny sliver of garden.

I got no hits.

I'll probably get them pushing fivers through the letter box.

[Mich the Tester]

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Bob the Builder Character breakfast.

Take That Tribute band.

Mini Golf.

Come on!!!! I want it now!!!!

[darmstadt]

"Cripes," spouted Blenkinsop, "I'll never get this trumpet mouthpiece out my ear" while surreptiously watching a large millipede crawl down the back of Smithers shorts. This was to be the start of long and passionate love affair between two very different species.

HTH, RAC

[Mich the Tester]

Bob the Builder Character breakfast.

Take That Tribute band.

Mini Golf.

Come on!!!! I want it now!!!!

Pingu's going to be there too.

[Arturo Bassick]

Pingu's going to be there too.

Don't forget the "singalong with Barny", my favourite.

[shaunbhoy]

Well now we've bought the place in Portugal, it's going to be a holiday staple

Sasguru..................putting the dour into Douro!!