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Previously on "Caption Competition."

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    Titter ye not nicholas titter ye not

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  • Old Greg
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    Rumpelstiltskin is my name.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    DC : "So Kermit............you and Miss Piggy here still getting along okay??"

    NS : "Mais Oui. She smells a bit but she has a heart of Gold!"

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    DC: Hey, you'll love this, there's this black guy, and he walks in to a bar . . .
    AM: Ja?
    BO: So, guys, what are we talking about?
    NS: Oh, nossing.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    DC: Oi, Sarko - how's the wife and my kid?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    'And then he said' <laughs uncontrollably> ,
    'then said...oh my...then he hahaha....said'
    'No more boom and bust'

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    one potato, two potato, three potato four. Who wants to tell the Greeks their heading for the door?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Ha ha ha ha. How's Adolf, you cheese eating surrender monkey.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    How much does a Greek urn?
    I don't know. But lets halve it anyway.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    You may kiss the bride.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    How much does a Greek urn?

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    I think we'll hang on to the Elgin Marbles for a little while more!

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  • minestrone
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    Cameron "Put your money back in your pocket, we can afford to buy this round"

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    We've done a deal behind closed doors that will surprise you and the City, Rosbeef.

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Fiver say the next Greek Prime Minister is Stavros Flatley.
    You made oi larrf!!

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