Reply to: Weekend Thread

[Pondlife]

Meeting Mrs PL in town later for drinkies & dinner.
Sat: Meeting some mates for a beverage to celebrate one of them becoming a father
Sun: Chopping up a tree whilst nursing a hangover.

[d000hg]

Going training tonight.
Taking youngest swimming tomorrow morning
Saturday afternoon going to town christmas shopping !!!
Then fireworks.
Sunday roast lamb dinner

As I glanced down the page I misread youngest as yoghurt.

[FiveTimes]

Going training tonight.
Taking youngest swimming tomorrow morning
Saturday afternoon going to town christmas shopping !!!
Then fireworks.
Sunday roast lamb dinner

[SimonMac]

Meeting a girl on Monday
taking her for a drink on Tuesday
be making love by Wednesday
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday then going to chill on Sunday

[SimonMac]

Driving down to Cornwall to show my new car to my brother & sister in law

Hope you crash!

[TheFaQQer]

Will have to get up early as want to make some green tomato chutney (yes, I will lick the sp00n) in the afternoon too.

Trade you for a jar of runner green bean pickle - just completed it's six weeks maturing

Or courgette and apricot chutney.

We're out of the mango, apricot and chilli that the girls made as end-of-term presents for their teachers, though.

[TestMangler]

no but he may go blind!!

Although at 80 he's probably not bothered

Excessive masturbation made my grandfather completely senile.

However, I did appreciate the £50 I got from him every week for my birthday

[Support Monkey]

If he sticks to xhamster he will NOT get viruses.

HTH

no but he may go blind!!

Although at 80 he's probably not bothered

[TestMangler]

I am going to have a look at a computer for a friend of mine, he is 80 years old and for some reason he cannot understand he keeps getting viruses, when i advised him that spending his evenings clicking on pornhub, Xhamster and the like may have something to do with it he replied

"I only reads the stories i don't look at the pictures"

If he sticks to xhamster he will NOT get viruses.

HTH

[Support Monkey]

I am going to have a look at a computer for a friend of mine, he is 80 years old and for some reason he cannot understand he keeps getting viruses, when i advised him that spending his evenings clicking on pornhub, Xhamster and the like may have something to do with it he replied

"I only reads the stories i don't look at the pictures"

[original PM]

Best firework display I ever saw was Alton Towers about 15 years ago, had voice over by Tom Baker. Was superb show, hope your experience is as good! Rather you than me with the Glee / High School Musical stuff though ..

Cheers yes we are going due to recommendations....

I fear the Glee/High school musical trip is punishemnt for being evil in a past life - although I am not sure if that or the 2 hour journey to Llandudno with a bunch of hyped up kids is going to be worse - oh well we all have our crosses to bear.

Have fun at your party!!!

According to the weather forecast, it may be a bit wet in that part of country - wear your wellies.

yeah I am hoping we just get lucky - it is supposed to be warmish and not too windy but fingers crossed

[Cliphead]

Porn 1
Porn 2
Porn 3
Porn 4
Porn 5
Debbie Does Dallas
Porn 7

Simples. The invoice is in the post.

[Churchill]

Also been playing with XBMC media server and realise I have to rename and re-encode a fair few of the movies I have collected over the years to get that working nicely so will prob have some time doing that in the evenings.

Porn 1
Porn 2
Porn 3
Porn 4
Porn 5
Porn 6
Porn 7

Simples. The invoice is in the post.

[EternalOptimist]

Saturday - learning BPM
Sunday - applying for £600 /hr contracts
Monday - The world is my oyster

[administrator]

well I have quite a busy one this weekend

Saturday Alton Towers with the kids for the Fireworks

Sunday taking seven 8 year olds to watch the songs of Glee and High School Musical In Llandudno.

My cup most certainly runneth over this weekend..

Best firework display I ever saw was Alton Towers about 15 years ago, had voice over by Tom Baker. Was superb show, hope your experience is as good! Rather you than me with the Glee / High School Musical stuff though

Taking kids swimming tomorrow morning and then fireworks in the evening. Will have to get up early as want to make some green tomato chutney (yes, I will lick the sp00n) in the afternoon too.

Eldest daughter's 6th birthday Sunday so that will be good fun. No take away tonight so I can stuff myself with crisps, biscuits and ice cream and jelly!

Also been playing with XBMC media server and realise I have to rename and re-encode a fair few of the movies I have collected over the years to get that working nicely so will prob have some time doing that in the evenings. Got Google Real Time analytics last night so a bit of a fiddle with that. Got to do some work as Modern Warfare 3 is out next week