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Previously on "Office smells of puke this morning!!"

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  • cojak
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    The toilets at my place backed up earlier in the year and we had to paddle in pee and other stuff to get out of the building.

    Last week they put the heating on for the 1st time since it happened.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    Previous client, one guy would throw left-over coffee into the plant next to him.

    Plant would die and be changed, but one of the plant didn't die but had to be changed due to the really bad smell coming from the pot.

    Plant company put a lamented sign up, "Please do not give liquids to the plant"
    When I worked in Germany we had a rubber-tree that the Hun used to empty their tea-leaves onto. It thrived!

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
    No physical evidence but everyone can smell it.

    Perhaps a Friday night session ended up back at the office!
    Previous client, one guy would throw left-over coffee into the plant next to him.

    Plant would die and be changed, but one of the plant didn't die but had to be changed due to the really bad smell coming from the pot.

    Plant company put a lamented sign up, "Please do not give liquids to the plant"

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  • TinTrump
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    We had a problem at work a few weeks back as our office air-con was taking in air from the roof, which had a large population of gulls. A build up of their excreta meant the place stank like an old urinal. Maybe your problem stems from where the air intake is?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    the ones who have a life
    Yeah, obviously.

    Btw, stop being so "Gay"!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Are you sure it's not Parmesan Cheese? You know, the rest of the office might have had a little soiree after the unpopular ones left for the weekend...
    the ones who have a life

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Thought you were on the bench? You mean your home office? Only one person to blame for that... unless you have a dog!
    LOL, not been on the bench since March.

    And the air freshner is out now.

    And my days of getting to the point of throwing up on a Friday/Saturday night are long gone.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
    No physical evidence but everyone can smell it.

    Perhaps a Friday night session ended up back at the office!
    Are you sure it's not Parmesan Cheese? You know, the rest of the office might have had a little soiree after the unpopular ones left for the weekend...
    Last edited by Churchill; 31 October 2011, 08:58.

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  • northernladuk
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    Thought you were on the bench? You mean your home office? Only one person to blame for that... unless you have a dog!

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  • Scrag Meister
    started a topic Office smells of puke this morning!!

    Office smells of puke this morning!!

    No physical evidence but everyone can smell it.

    Perhaps a Friday night session ended up back at the office!

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