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You created a facebook account for your dog???? I thought only 13yo girls did that.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAnd you're missing the true comedy gold that it wasn't my wife's facebook posts, it was my dogs. My dog has her own facebook account. The pupper master remains to be identified.
Facebook security settings have been revisited. Be a good chap and check it out for me would you?
TIA
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You really are a Cretin, vilage Idiot etc.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostLets see
Wilmslow:
Self depreciating humour
Light hearted
Seems to respond very amicably to a pish take
Asks for help and/or advice
SAS
Not the faintest shred of humour
If Wilmsy is light hearted does that make SAS heavy hearted??
Uniform response to anything except 100% wholehearted agreement = Cretin, Village Idiot etc
So far up his own *rse it would be amazing if he ever accepted advice - I expect he tells his Doctor what to prescribe!!
As to "meeting" Wilmslow!!! Was he a stereotypical Geek/Nerd?? Round glasses, Slightly ill-fitting and disheveled clothing - actually slightly ill-fitting and disheveled body!!
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And you're missing the true comedy gold that it wasn't my wife's facebook posts, it was my dogs. My dog has her own facebook account. The pupper master remains to be identified.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostYou're missing the true comedy gold of him leaving his facebook profile open to all and his wife telling him to grow a pair and stop bedwetting.
There's a linky in his most recent pampers moistening episode - before I get accused of stalking.
Facebook security settings have been revisited. Be a good chap and check it out for me would you?
TIA
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Lets seeOriginally posted by Churchill View PostWell Sasguru reckons he's Wilmslow
Wilmslow:
Self depreciating humour
Light hearted
Seems to respond very amicably to a pish take
Asks for help and/or advice
SAS
Not the faintest shred of humour
If Wilmsy is light hearted does that make SAS heavy hearted??
Uniform response to anything except 100% wholehearted agreement = Cretin, Village Idiot etc
So far up his own *rse it would be amazing if he ever accepted advice - I expect he tells his Doctor what to prescribe!!
As to "meeting" Wilmslow!!! Was he a stereotypical Geek/Nerd?? Round glasses, Slightly ill-fitting and disheveled clothing - actually slightly ill-fitting and disheveled body!!
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You're missing the true comedy gold of him leaving his facebook profile open to all and his wife telling him to grow a pair and stop bedwetting.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostBut what I think is funnier is that Suity is REAL!!!!
There's a linky in his most recent pampers moistening episode - before I get accused of stalking.
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its just a shame its difficult to do slapstick on an internet forumOriginally posted by Churchill View PostThanks!
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