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Previously on "Quality of recent sockies"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    You created a facebook account for your dog???? I thought only 13yo girls did that.
    Steady on you'll be getting Wilmslow over-excited!

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    And you're missing the true comedy gold that it wasn't my wife's facebook posts, it was my dogs. My dog has her own facebook account. The pupper master remains to be identified.

    Facebook security settings have been revisited. Be a good chap and check it out for me would you?

    TIA
    You created a facebook account for your dog???? I thought only 13yo girls did that.

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  • Wodewick
    replied
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You really are a Cretin, vilage Idiot etc.

    OK possibly a minute trace of humour!

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  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    Lets see
    Wilmslow:
    Self depreciating humour
    Light hearted
    Seems to respond very amicably to a pish take
    Asks for help and/or advice

    SAS
    Not the faintest shred of humour
    If Wilmsy is light hearted does that make SAS heavy hearted??
    Uniform response to anything except 100% wholehearted agreement = Cretin, Village Idiot etc
    So far up his own *rse it would be amazing if he ever accepted advice - I expect he tells his Doctor what to prescribe!!

    As to "meeting" Wilmslow!!! Was he a stereotypical Geek/Nerd?? Round glasses, Slightly ill-fitting and disheveled clothing - actually slightly ill-fitting and disheveled body!!
    You really are a Cretin, vilage Idiot etc.

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  • OwlHoot
    replied
    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post

    SAS

    .. - I expect he tells his Doctor what to prescribe!!
    More than likely - He is in the pharmaceutical industry (head hunted, by his own account)

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    You're missing the true comedy gold of him leaving his facebook profile open to all and his wife telling him to grow a pair and stop bedwetting.

    There's a linky in his most recent pampers moistening episode - before I get accused of stalking.
    And you're missing the true comedy gold that it wasn't my wife's facebook posts, it was my dogs. My dog has her own facebook account. The pupper master remains to be identified.

    Facebook security settings have been revisited. Be a good chap and check it out for me would you?

    TIA

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  • Wodewick
    replied
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Well Sasguru reckons he's Wilmslow
    Lets see
    Wilmslow:
    Self depreciating humour
    Light hearted
    Seems to respond very amicably to a pish take
    Asks for help and/or advice

    SAS
    Not the faintest shred of humour
    If Wilmsy is light hearted does that make SAS heavy hearted??
    Uniform response to anything except 100% wholehearted agreement = Cretin, Village Idiot etc
    So far up his own *rse it would be amazing if he ever accepted advice - I expect he tells his Doctor what to prescribe!!

    As to "meeting" Wilmslow!!! Was he a stereotypical Geek/Nerd?? Round glasses, Slightly ill-fitting and disheveled clothing - actually slightly ill-fitting and disheveled body!!

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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    You cannot be serious!!!
    Well Sasguru reckons he's Wilmslow but considering I have Wilmslow's business card, I've met him, as have RC, EO, Mrs EO, CM and others...

    The evidence would indeed point to him being extant.

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  • Pondlife
    replied
    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    But what I think is funnier is that Suity is REAL!!!!
    You're missing the true comedy gold of him leaving his facebook profile open to all and his wife telling him to grow a pair and stop bedwetting.

    There's a linky in his most recent pampers moistening episode - before I get accused of stalking.

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  • Wodewick
    replied
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    What makes you think that Wilmslow isn't?
    You cannot be serious!!!

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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    True - Wilmslow is comedy gold, pure and unadulterated! The work of a master!

    But what I think is funnier is that Suity is REAL!!!!
    What makes you think that Wilmslow isn't?

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  • Wodewick
    replied
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You're forgetting such comedy greats as Willlllmmmmmslooooooow! <canned applause>
    True - Wilmslow is comedy gold, pure and unadulterated! The work of a master!

    But what I think is funnier is that Suity is REAL!!!!

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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    its just a shame its difficult to do slapstick on an internet forum
    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    I dunno - Suity manages!!
    You're forgetting such comedy greats as Willlllmmmmmslooooooow! <canned applause>

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  • Wodewick
    replied
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    its just a shame its difficult to do slapstick on an internet forum
    I dunno - Suity manages!!

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  • Spacecadet
    replied
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Thanks!
    its just a shame its difficult to do slapstick on an internet forum

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