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    #11
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Well Sasguru reckons he's Wilmslow
    Lets see
    Wilmslow:
    Self depreciating humour
    Light hearted
    Seems to respond very amicably to a pish take
    Asks for help and/or advice

    SAS
    Not the faintest shred of humour
    If Wilmsy is light hearted does that make SAS heavy hearted??
    Uniform response to anything except 100% wholehearted agreement = Cretin, Village Idiot etc
    So far up his own *rse it would be amazing if he ever accepted advice - I expect he tells his Doctor what to prescribe!!

    As to "meeting" Wilmslow!!! Was he a stereotypical Geek/Nerd?? Round glasses, Slightly ill-fitting and disheveled clothing - actually slightly ill-fitting and disheveled body!!
    Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
    Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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      #12
      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
      You're missing the true comedy gold of him leaving his facebook profile open to all and his wife telling him to grow a pair and stop bedwetting.

      There's a linky in his most recent pampers moistening episode - before I get accused of stalking.
      And you're missing the true comedy gold that it wasn't my wife's facebook posts, it was my dogs. My dog has her own facebook account. The pupper master remains to be identified.

      Facebook security settings have been revisited. Be a good chap and check it out for me would you?

      TIA
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Wodewick View Post

        SAS

        .. - I expect he tells his Doctor what to prescribe!!
        More than likely - He is in the pharmaceutical industry (head hunted, by his own account)
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #14
          Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
          Lets see
          Wilmslow:
          Self depreciating humour
          Light hearted
          Seems to respond very amicably to a pish take
          Asks for help and/or advice

          SAS
          Not the faintest shred of humour
          If Wilmsy is light hearted does that make SAS heavy hearted??
          Uniform response to anything except 100% wholehearted agreement = Cretin, Village Idiot etc
          So far up his own *rse it would be amazing if he ever accepted advice - I expect he tells his Doctor what to prescribe!!

          As to "meeting" Wilmslow!!! Was he a stereotypical Geek/Nerd?? Round glasses, Slightly ill-fitting and disheveled clothing - actually slightly ill-fitting and disheveled body!!
          You really are a Cretin, vilage Idiot etc.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            You really are a Cretin, vilage Idiot etc.

            OK possibly a minute trace of humour!
            Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
            Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              And you're missing the true comedy gold that it wasn't my wife's facebook posts, it was my dogs. My dog has her own facebook account. The pupper master remains to be identified.

              Facebook security settings have been revisited. Be a good chap and check it out for me would you?

              TIA
              You created a facebook account for your dog???? I thought only 13yo girls did that.

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                #17
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                You created a facebook account for your dog???? I thought only 13yo girls did that.
                Steady on you'll be getting Wilmslow over-excited!

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