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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    I add Jordans nut crunch. Yum
    <snigger> Stop digging............. and she is called Katie Price these days. Fnaar.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    No it really is a Muller custard flavoured ejaculate (on offer for 30p at Asda), I add Jordans nut crunch. Yum

    I wouldn't have been eating it if they were full price, got a weeks worth.
    Yes, we get it.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    No it really is a Muller banana custard flavoured yogurt (on offer for 30p at Asda), I add Jordans nut crunch. Yum

    I wouldn't have been eating it if they were full price, got a weeks worth.
    Do you know how you can spot the villain on a cop show?

    The never shut up. They keep yapping on hoping that they've convinced the interrogator...

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    No it really is a Muller banana custard flavoured yogurt (on offer for 30p at Asda), I add Jordans nut crunch. Yum

    I wouldn't have been eating it if they were full price, got a weeks worth.

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  • Old Greg
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    Urban Dictionary: banana yoghurt

    Banana Yoghurt

    A colloquial for ejaculate. Used jocularly
    "He's keen on banana yoghurt" meaning that he likes to suck cock. Often simply meaning "he's Gay", even if not factually accurate about liking semen.

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  • doodab
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    I always used to like it when I bought my morning cappuccino and a little bit of the foam would spurt out when the girl put the lid on. It was especially satisfying if it hit her in the face.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    ... on the front of my trousers, feck.
    Of course you did.


    Actually, we're not the ones you need to lie to convince.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    it's a sort of faded crusty stain already.



    Let's hope your crotch doesn't get too much attention this afternoon then.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    You can hide a little wee dribble by splashing extra water but not this, glad I brought the long coat in.
    A long coat and a crusty crotch stain will be much more convincing.

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    ... on the front of my trousers, feck.

    ishingmyselfslappingfloor:ishingmyselfslappingfloor:

    <Mmmmph> Sorry to hear that <Mmmmph>

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Wash it off quickly; a big wet patch on your trousers is much easier to explain away than encrusted white stains.
    Did it at 7am this morning when I got in and thought I'd got rid of it, it's a sort of faded crusty stain already.

    You can hide a little wee dribble by splashing extra water but not this, glad I brought the long coat in.

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  • FiveTimes
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    what sort of man eats banana yogurt ? You should be ashamed

    Next time bring a yorkie or a marathon

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Wash it off quickly; a big wet patch on your trousers is much easier to explain away than encrusted white stains.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    ... on the front of my trousers, feck.
    If anyone asks just say it's cum, at least you won't look like a clumsy fool then

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  • gingerjedi
    started a topic Banana yogurt...

    Banana yogurt...

    ... on the front of my trousers, feck.

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