Reply to: General Anaesthetic

[Churchill]

You big wuss, last time I had a colonoscopy they got the tube right around to my small intestine and I elected to forgo any sedation as I had been practising with my wife and her strap-on.

Whatever turns you on.

[gingerjedi]

I had sedation whilst having the inside of my lower bowel examined.

I woke up just before the end & can still remember seeing sommat or other on the monitor.

You big wuss, last time I had a colonoscopy they got the tube right around to my small intestine and I elected to forgo any sedation as I had to pick my car up from an MOT.

[d000hg]

Yep, opioid painkillers will give you constipation. May also cause diarrhoea.

Now that would be an interesting combination. Pockets of high-pressure gas and liquid blocked between constipation 'corks'.

[Wodewick]

Je ne suis pas votre compagnon!

correct assez loyalement mon aquaintaince éloigné

[Churchill]

lambinez-vous puis de copain

Je ne suis pas votre compagnon!

[Wodewick]

Pas ce soir Joséphine.

lambinez-vous puis de copain

[Churchill]

A threesome!!!

Pas ce soir Joséphine.

[Wodewick]

You're much better with Rohypnol though.

Ooops...

Foreplay??

A threesome!!!

[cailin maith]

You're much better with Rohypnol though.

Ooops...

Foreplay??

[craig1]

The last time I was under they gave me morphine and I was throwing everything up for 24 hours afterwards. They had to put me on an IV drip to get the normal painkillers into my system as well as fluids.

[Wodewick]

.......I thrashed about so much they had to tie me down

Foreplay??

[Churchill]

Only ever had a GA twice and both times I woke up strapped to the bed. It seriously didn't agree with me and I thrashed about so much they had to tie me down

You're much better with Rohypnol though.

Ooops...

[cailin maith]

Only ever had a GA twice and both times I woke up strapped to the bed. It seriously didn't agree with me and I thrashed about so much they had to tie me down

[Lockhouse]

I had a GA when I my nose cartilage rebuilt after breaking it - forgot to tell them to straighten it at the same time. Also when I had my wisdom teeth done.

Had a couple of sedatives when doing the throat camera thingy.

Most unsettling was the "hot flush" drug they give you just prior to a MRI scan.

[VectraMan]

I had a sedative whilst having the camera down the the throat procedure (fortunately not from the other direction). I was completely out, and had no recollection of talking to the doctor afterwards although apparently I seemed awake and was asking questions. I got home mid-afternoon, closed my eyes for a moment whilst laying on the sofa, and woke up 15 hours later.

I've had a proper general anesthetic a couple of times, but it didn't have that kind of effect.