Reply to: Cat problems

[The Master]

Investment in an air rifle can do wonders for the hand/eye co-ordination and provides hours of entertainment.

[wendigo100]

There is nothing more satisfying than hitting the little barstards with a well-aimed half-brick, as I managed to do on Sunday.

Allegedly.

[The Master]

I bet he can already see the herd of wildebeest sweeping majestically into the sunset from 17 Acacia Avenue.

[xoggoth]

Good point owl. Hyenas too. According to a David Attenborough prog. I saw they like rolling in it. Before you know it his garden could look like the Serengeti.

[OwlHoot]

I have discovered something which finally works for keeping the cats from using Mr Smith's beds for their toilet.

Lion dung.

Purchased from Robert Dyas and worth every penny of the £8.99.

Sounds good, but what if a lion escapes from the local zoo? Wouldn't it be attracted to your garden?

[cab]

Its no longer sold in this country but there was an infra-red contraption that stuck into the ground and connected to the hosepipe - when it sensed movement it fired a jet of water at 40mph where the movement was. It was the most effective thing I used, even stopped the postman walking across the lawn. Sadly it broke and I can't find a replacement

This might be what you are looking for

http://www.bugspray.com/catalog/products/page889.html

Don't know how much it will cost to ship though!!

[Mordac]

Just phone your local Chinese takeaway, and tell them you have some spare cats. Problem solved. (Just don't tell Mrs M I said that.)

[xoggoth]

So to stop little cats tulipting in the garden you cover it in tulip from a big cat?Sounds sensible to me.

[lilelvis2000]

Another cat works equally well, possibly better than a dog. Not only does it stop the other cats from tulipting in your garden, but it goes and tulips in someone else's garden.

Unless your cat is a wimp like me..and lets the other cats eat my food and crap in my owner's garden.

a dog works quite well..I'd never crap in a garden with a dog in it.

[Churchill]

Scarecrow(Scare Cat.... Surely???)

[The Master]

Another cat works equally well, possibly better than a dog. Not only does it stop the other cats from tulipting in your garden, but it goes and tulips in someone else's garden.

[DaveB]

I find one of these works quite nicely...

[Churchill]

£80 in the UK. Do I get a finders fee?

£80 in the UK. My finders fee is £...

[threaded]

£80 in the UK. Do I get a finders fee?

[James Tiberius Kirk]

I have discovered something which finally works for keeping the cats from using Mr Smith's beds for their toilet.

Lion dung.

Purchased from Robert Dyas and worth every penny of the £8.99.

Phaser set to kill works for me... cats are vermin & need to be destroyed... or can I come & tulip in your garden?