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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostHe's either
a) had a breakdown
b) given the time out from CUK actually been able to concentrate on work long enough to fix his predicament
You get the drift.
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIt does but it is above the basin to the side but if I stand on the edge of the loo bowl and lean forward against the door I can just see the action in the mirror. Problem is once I have blown my load all over the floor beneath me I find myself suspended rather precariously at a 30% degree angle above the fruits of my labour, trousers round my ankles and little chance of an elegant dismount. The task in hand now is to attempt to fall on the floor face first but get enough sideways momentum to avoid landing face first in a quickly cooling pool of my man fat.....
You would have thought they would have put more thought in to designing disabled loo's
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostDid the loo have a mirror?
You would have thought they would have put more thought in to designing disabled loo's
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Bit embarrassed to say but.... I didn't notice I was doing something else.
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostHad a long slow five knuckle shuffle the disabled loo's with out the pressure of having do the deed quick so as not to miss anything on the forums. Must be other forum users at our place. Some one trying door every couple of mins!!
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostThe good news is that the spike that wiped out CUK for a bit seems to have destroyed the Suitybot.
I'm waiting with bated breath for today's latest update
a) had a breakdown
b) given the time out from CUK actually been able to concentrate on work long enough to fix his predicament
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The good news is that the spike that wiped out CUK for a bit seems to have destroyed the Suitybot.
I'm waiting with bated breath for today's latest update
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostHad a long slow five knuckle shuffle the disabled loo's with out the pressure of having do the deed quick so as not to miss anything on the forums. Must be other forum users at our place. Some one trying door every couple of mins!!
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostHad a long slow five knuckle shuffle the disabled loo's with out the pressure of having do the deed quick so as not to miss anything on the forums. Must be other forum users at our place. Some one trying door every couple of mins!!
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Had a long slow five knuckle shuffle the disabled loo's with out the pressure of having do the deed quick so as not to miss anything on the forums. Must be other forum users at our place. Some one trying door every couple of mins!!
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