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Previously on "McCannes"

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by keninparis View Post
    the McCann’s did launch the book in Madrid yesterday (p.20 Metro)

    I wonder if this is a revised edition with maybe the following wording changed (no not that wording ):

    Kate McCann: As I approached the bedroom where the children were sleeping there was a whoosh as the curtains flew up and the door slammed in the breeze.

    Yet in the evidence photos taken that evening the bed by the window is pushed right up to the wall with the curtains trapped, so in no way would they have whooshed up.

    If only Columbo was around he'd have this solved in the usual 90 minutes.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I thought it would be about a burger takeaway on the Cote d'Azur.
    Do you want "Freedom Fries" with that?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I thought this was going to be a thread about oven chips.
    I thought it would be about a burger takeaway on the Cote d'Azur.

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  • keninparis
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    Apologies for starting this thread and the very poor spelling. But the McCann’s did launch the book in Madrid yesterday (p.20 Metro) and didn’t know this was a banned subject.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    and WTF is that Noah fella always going on about AGW for????
    He's got shares in a local wood merchants and safari park!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    There's a rumour that once JC naps it there'll be a sequel along in around 300 or so years...
    and WTF is that Noah fella always going on about AGW for????

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    His old man has a book out though..........
    There's a rumour that once JC naps it there'll be a sequel along in around 300 or so years...

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Terrorist I heard. I hope that's the last we see of him.
    His old man has a book out though..........

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    Heard the crucified that Jesus character, nothing on BBC yet.
    Terrorist I heard. I hope that's the last we see of him.

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    WHS. Nothing wrong with old news.

    Hey, KP, that Edward and Mrs Simpson. Do you reckon he'll abdicate????
    Heard the crucified that Jesus character, nothing on BBC yet.

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  • northernladuk
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    Did someone add this to the list of threads that should be banned?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by keninparis View Post
    A picture of those shifty looking McCannes in the Metro this morning rather spoilt my breakfast on the train this morning on reading the publishing on their new book. On page 1 of the book, I’m fully expecting an explanation and justification from them why they consider it acceptable to leave a young child ‘home alone’ whilst they are out on the lash.
    WHS. Nothing wrong with old news.

    Hey, KP, that Edward and Mrs Simpson. Do you reckon he'll abdicate????

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  • DimPrawn
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    I thought this was going to be a thread about oven chips.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by keninparis View Post
    A picture of those shifty looking McCannes in the Metro this morning rather spoilt my breakfast on the train this morning on reading the publishing on their new book. On page 1 of the book, I’m fully expecting an explanation and justification from them why they consider it acceptable to leave a young child ‘home alone’ whilst they are out on the lash.
    The McCann's revealed today that they have spent 1,000,000 quid in their search for Maddie.

    I assume that includes the tenner they decided not to spend on a babysitter.
    Sickipedia Search Results - McCann
    Celebrity guest appearances everybody wants to see:

    Stephen Hawking on Robot Wars
    Bear grylls on I'm a celebrity get me out of here
    Heather Mills on Total Wipeout
    Maddie McCann on Treasure Hunt
    Gary Glitter on Cbeebies
    Vanessa George on Play School
    ...

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    It's to coincide with the lauch of their new family car range, with extra boot space for concealing bodies during transport.

    It's the new 'Renault McCann'

    Pinched to be used as my own work.

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