Reply to: Is it possible to make £5 million legally?

[Support Monkey]

It's easier if you have a lot to start with. Still possible if you don't. You need to start a successful business, work hard and persevere and with the right idea and a bit of luck you will get there.

Alan Sugar, started wiv nuffin

This time next week Nick and Margaret we will be millionaires

[russell]

It's easier if you have a lot to start with. Still possible if you don't. You need to start a successful business, work hard and persevere and with the right idea and a bit of luck you will get there.

Nah there is a few secret patterns in the market and once you find them you can make as much as you need. I will sell it to you for £999.

[doodab]

It's easier if you have a lot to start with. Still possible if you don't. You need to start a successful business, work hard and persevere and with the right idea and a bit of luck you will get there.

[SimonMac]

I'm going long on vaseline.

Show off!

[russell]

5 million is probably enough to retire. What kid of interest could you get (safely).?

[Mich the Tester]

Do you reckon it is possible to make 5 million fully legally? I mean no illegal tax evasion, no Swiss bank accounts, no bending of any trade or business laws whatsoever?

-the lovable retard

You mean you need to make your own 5 million?

Who let this pleb in here?

[TimberWolf]

Got another: pick the right parents.

[Pondlife]

So basically the 3 routes to riches are: Vaseline, lottery, illegal. Any more?

ooh ooh I know I know.

Become a celebrity.

[TimberWolf]

So basically the 3 routes to riches are: Vaseline, lottery, illegal. Any more?

[russell]

£100 for up the @rse sex.

10 punters per day.

364 days a year (take xmas day off).

15 years and a few thousand tubs of vaseline and you're laughing.

Did you keep the receipts for the Vaseline, surely you claimed it as an expense Dim?

[northernladuk]

Yep, why? Are you having difficulty?

Perhaps we can open it up to the forum. Where do you think you're going wrong?

I think it starts going wrong with the next breath he takes IMHO...

[Pondlife]

Buy a house in Wandsworth.

HTH BISDI

[TestMangler]

£100 for up the @rse sex.

10 punters per day.

364 days a year (take xmas day off).

15 years and a few thousand tubs of vaseline and you're laughing.

So you don't really make your money spreadbetting gold and oil then....

I'm going long on vaseline.

[DimPrawn]

Do you reckon it is possible to make 5 million fully legally? I mean no illegal tax evasion, no Swiss bank accounts, no bending of any trade or business laws whatsoever?

-the lovable retard

£100 for up the @rse sex.

10 punters per day.

364 days a year (take xmas day off).

15 years and a few thousand tubs of vaseline and you're laughing.

[Churchill]

Do you reckon it is possible to make 5 million fully legally? I mean no illegal tax evasion, no Swiss bank accounts, no bending of any trade or business laws whatsoever?

-the lovable retard

Yep, why? Are you having difficulty?

Perhaps we can open it up to the forum. Where do you think you're going wrong?