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Previously on "Hello, have you all died?"

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  • chef
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    Bitty..

    Weird, very weird

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  • Paddy
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    Off topic I know, but this is weird

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Churchil was allegedly sniffing butts earlier on today before he got told off.
    I think you'll find that was own.

    His head is stuck up there.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    I'll be there next week
    Bring a hat, sun is rather intense at the minute.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    What's the sea temperature like?
    Bearable, once you're used to it's not a problem.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Admin was sniffing packets earlier by the sound of it, before he got techy.
    Churchil was allegedly sniffing butts earlier on today before he got told off.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Oh come on! Of course. Do you not sniff things?
    Oh yes, plenty. Food, mainly. Always sniffing food. And bits of my little boy, at various times. And stuff I've just washed.

    But not men's balls.


    Not as regularly as I'd like, anyway.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Oh come on! Of course. Do you not sniff things?
    Admin was sniffing packets earlier by the sound of it, before he got techy.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Does scratching necessitate sniffing, in your world?
    Oh come on! Of course. Do you not sniff things?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    So what's it called if someone else does it for you? Scratch and sniff???
    Does scratching necessitate sniffing, in your world?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Nah. It's what you get when you need to scratch them but you're not allowed.
    So what's it called if someone else does it for you? Scratch and sniff???

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Isn't 'tetchy' what you get when you need to scratch your balls?
    Nah. It's what you get when you need to scratch them but you're not allowed.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I assumed he meant 'tetchy' but perhaps he did mean 'technical'
    Isn't 'tetchy' what you get when you need to scratch your balls?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Is that pronounced chee, or key? i.e. techey or tecky?
    I assumed he meant 'tetchy' but perhaps he did mean 'technical'

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    ooooooohh

    you're a bit techy arn't you
    Is that pronounced chee, or key? i.e. techey or tecky?

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