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Previously on "Embarrassing Experience"

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  • MarillionFan
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    I prefered it when he posted as Gricer.

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  • xoggoth
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    It's supposed to be good for you after a certain age, reduces likelihood of prostate cancer.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I have always wondered why if ing stunts your growth do they always put the porn mags on the top shelf?
    It's a way of telling you to take it easy.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    Just had a very embarrassing experience at the branch of John Menzies at our local services.

    Was after a copy of Funny Half Hour which is a non porno top shelf publication.

    This particular top shelf was very overstocked and it didn't take much to bring the whole lot crashing down.

    So there I was ankle deep in hamburger shots in front of lots of young mothers with their children.

    Still, at least I got a free copy of H&E out of it
    Very good Richard.

    10 out of 10.

    Keep it up.


    (Not really, you c0ckjockey).

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    Just had a very embarrassing experience at the branch of John Menzies at our local services.
    I think the apt response is YAWN!

    hth

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    Just had a very embarrassing experience at the branch of John Menzies at our local services.

    Was after a copy of Funny Half Hour which is a non porno top shelf publication.

    This particular top shelf was very overstocked and it didn't take much to bring the whole lot crashing down.

    So there I was ankle deep in hamburger shots in front of lots of young mothers with their children.

    Still, at least I got a free copy of H&E out of it

    I have always wondered why if ing stunts your growth do they always put the porn mags on the top shelf?

    Leave a comment:


  • pacharan
    started a topic Embarrassing Experience

    Embarrassing Experience

    Just had a very embarrassing experience at the branch of John Menzies at our local services.

    Was after a copy of Funny Half Hour which is a non porno top shelf publication.

    This particular top shelf was very overstocked and it didn't take much to bring the whole lot crashing down.

    So there I was ankle deep in hamburger shots in front of lots of young mothers with their children.

    Still, at least I got a free copy of H&E out of it
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