Reply to: My cat died this morning

[SimonMac]

They could use a brain like yours at CERN.

Would you trust him to make tea though?

[EternalOptimist]

Ah.

Schrodinger's cat.

Some bastard opened the box, didn't they?

died whilst being neuterinoed probbly

[TimberWolf]

Why, do they need any holes digging?

They've got a cat which they're not sure needs burying. Smells a bit now.

[Churchill]

They could use a brain like yours at CERN.

Why, do they need any holes digging?

[d000hg]

Cats never look at their best when they are dead do they?

They could use a brain like yours at CERN.

[TimberWolf]

Good to see plenty of cretins on Money Saving Expert too.

How deep to bury a cat? 6 foot deep comes the answer.

Trouble is, if I dig a hole 6 foot deep, how the fook will I get out of the hole?

By filling in the hole slowly, rather than all at once? I was impressed by that depth too. Foxes again apparently.

Also with the recommendations on the other site: Never bury a living cat.

[Churchill]

Good to see plenty of cretins on Money Saving Expert too.

How deep to bury a cat? 6 foot deep comes the answer.

Trouble is, if I dig a hole 6 foot deep, how the fook will I get out of the hole?

That's a bonus for us, you short arse!

[DimPrawn]

How to Bury a Cat - wikiHow
How deep do you bury a cat? - MoneySavingExpert.com Forums

(Be sure to get your neighbour's permission if you bury her in her favourite pooping ground, or wait until the neighbour is asleep and then jump over the fence)

Good to see plenty of cretins on Money Saving Expert too.

How deep to bury a cat? 6 foot deep comes the answer.

Trouble is, if I dig a hole 6 foot deep, how the fook will I get out of the hole?

[norrahe]

I never thought I do this but ( )

btw the vet will charge you about 70 odd quid to "dispose" of the animal.

If you do bury and there are other cats in the neighbourhood then bury it deep, as the other cats will just dig it up.

[Spacecadet]

(Be sure to get your neighbour's permission if you bury her in her favourite pooping ground, or wait until the neighbour is asleep and then jump over the fence)

Why would you want to bury the cat in its favourite pooping ground? It'll be full of poop!

[wobbegong]

Sorry for your loss DP, thought this might cheer you up . . .

Burying The Cat
From: Monty Python's Flying Circus

Mrs. Conclusion (Chapman): Hello, Mrs. Premise.

Mrs. Premise (Cleese): Hello, Mrs. Conclusion.

Conclusion: Busy Day?

Premise: Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.

Conclusion: Four hours to bury a cat?

Premise: Yes - it wouldn't keep still.

Conclusion: Oh - it wasn't dead, then?

Premise: No, no - but it's not at all well, so as we were going to be on the safe side.

Conclusion: Quite right - you don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat. It'd be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that's what I say. We're going to have to have our budgie put down.

Premise: Really - is it very old?

Conclusion: No, we just don't like it. We're going to take it to the vet tomorrow.

Premise: Tell me, how do they put budgies down, then?

Conclusion: Well, it's funny you should ask that, because I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot them just there, just above the beak.

Premise: Just there? Well, well, well. 'Course, Mrs Essence flushed hers down the loo.

Conclusion: No, you shouldn't do that - no, that's dangerous. They breed in the sewers!

[SimonMac]

One of our cats had a genetic defect, it's ok but one of it's kittens always has trouble breathing as soon as it weans off cat food and dies

Every one is bagged up and lobbed them in the bin, the same with any chickens that die

It saves a fortune

Is your real name "Auld McDonald" ?

FTFY

[TimberWolf]

How to Bury a Cat - wikiHow
How deep do you bury a cat? - MoneySavingExpert.com Forums

(Be sure to get your neighbour's permission if you bury her in her favourite pooping ground, or wait until the neighbour is asleep and then jump over the fence)

[northernladuk]

Bury it in the garden and plant a rose bush on it. The rose bush will thrive and when it blooms it will be a scented reminder of your beloved pet

That's the nicest thing I have seen you put and almost brought a tear to my eye. Have you been hacked?

[Churchill]

May I recommend...

101 Uses for a Dead Cat: Amazon.co.uk: Simon Bond: Books