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Originally posted by zeitghostAh.
Schrodinger's cat.
Some bastard opened the box, didn't they?
died whilst being neuterinoed probbly
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhy, do they need any holes digging?
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostGood to see plenty of cretins on Money Saving Expert too.
How deep to bury a cat? 6 foot deep comes the answer.
Trouble is, if I dig a hole 6 foot deep, how the fook will I get out of the hole?
Also with the recommendations on the other site: Never bury a living cat.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostGood to see plenty of cretins on Money Saving Expert too.
How deep to bury a cat? 6 foot deep comes the answer.
Trouble is, if I dig a hole 6 foot deep, how the fook will I get out of the hole?
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHow to Bury a Cat - wikiHow
How deep do you bury a cat? - MoneySavingExpert.com Forums
(Be sure to get your neighbour's permission if you bury her in her favourite pooping ground, or wait until the neighbour is asleep and then jump over the fence)
How deep to bury a cat? 6 foot deep comes the answer.
Trouble is, if I dig a hole 6 foot deep, how the fook will I get out of the hole?
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I never thought I do this but ( )
btw the vet will charge you about 70 odd quid to "dispose" of the animal.
If you do bury and there are other cats in the neighbourhood then bury it deep, as the other cats will just dig it up.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post(Be sure to get your neighbour's permission if you bury her in her favourite pooping ground, or wait until the neighbour is asleep and then jump over the fence)
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Sorry for your loss DP, thought this might cheer you up . . .
Burying The Cat
From: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Mrs. Conclusion (Chapman): Hello, Mrs. Premise.
Mrs. Premise (Cleese): Hello, Mrs. Conclusion.
Conclusion: Busy Day?
Premise: Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
Conclusion: Four hours to bury a cat?
Premise: Yes - it wouldn't keep still.
Conclusion: Oh - it wasn't dead, then?
Premise: No, no - but it's not at all well, so as we were going to be on the safe side.
Conclusion: Quite right - you don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat. It'd be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that's what I say. We're going to have to have our budgie put down.
Premise: Really - is it very old?
Conclusion: No, we just don't like it. We're going to take it to the vet tomorrow.
Premise: Tell me, how do they put budgies down, then?
Conclusion: Well, it's funny you should ask that, because I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot them just there, just above the beak.
Premise: Just there? Well, well, well. 'Course, Mrs Essence flushed hers down the loo.
Conclusion: No, you shouldn't do that - no, that's dangerous. They breed in the sewers!
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostOne of our cats had a genetic defect, it's ok but one of it's kittens always has trouble breathing as soon as it weans off cat food and dies
Every one is bagged up and lobbed them in the bin, the same with any chickens that die
It saves a fortuneOriginally posted by DodgyAgent View PostIs your real name "Auld McDonald" ?
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How to Bury a Cat - wikiHow
How deep do you bury a cat? - MoneySavingExpert.com Forums
(Be sure to get your neighbour's permission if you bury her in her favourite pooping ground, or wait until the neighbour is asleep and then jump over the fence)
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostBury it in the garden and plant a rose bush on it. The rose bush will thrive and when it blooms it will be a scented reminder of your beloved pet
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