Reply to: Muslim alarm clock

[SimonMac]

Ah but does it show you where Mecca is?

[Freamon]

Ah but does it show you where Mecca is?

You don't need one there as they have this one:

[suityou01]

Asda Smart Price Clock Radio

That's the kiddy.

Durabrand IIRC.

[Clippy]

Asda Smart Price Clock Radio

Asda Smart Price Clock Radio

[MarillionFan]

Didn't know ASDA did them.



Edit: actually I could believe that ASDA in Luton get them in especially.

Had an idea for a great Russian novelty alarm clock. Revolver an alarm clock on it, yto turn it off you've got to keep pulling the trigger until you get to the right barrel.

[Churchill]

Didn't know ASDA did them.



Edit: actually I could believe that ASDA in Luton get them in especially.

Ah but does it show you where Mecca is?

[DimPrawn]

Bomb Alarm Clock - GiDGiT

[TimberWolf]

By Muslim alarm clock I was imaging a trill alarm. By which I mean the sound Muslims make with their tongue going like the clappers, much like a red Indian war dance song. Lalalallalalallalal. ululation

Come to think of it, it might make a good seller, it would get anyone out of bed. Should I file a patent?

[Freamon]

Didn't know ASDA did them.



Edit: actually I could believe that ASDA in Luton get them in especially.

[MarillionFan]

We have some Muslim pirate station, ironically the signal is very strong at our church. Bizarre when we turned on the car late at night after music practice and heard chanting...

Aha. Radio Somali. Shiver me timbers.

[d000hg]

In the Suity household we have an Asda smart price radio alarm clock. Very basic, only a fiver and does the job.

The tuner is manual and there seems to be a muslim channel on air very close to our usual "Diverse FM" station. Last night while retuning the missus hit on some Muslim music, the usual kind of male singer with no backing. She shrugged her shoulders and said "Well, it is diverse FM and this is diverse, must have the right station"

Wrong. This morning was like a call to prayer in Tikrit. Out of bed like a shot, the pair of us.

Tonight she says we should keep it on the same station.

At least I get to work on time.

We have some Muslim pirate station, ironically the signal is very strong at our church. Bizarre when we turned on the car late at night after music practice and heard chanting...

[realityhack]

WTF is Asda smart price.

Possibly akin to Waitrose 'essentials' range?

[Pondlife]

"Muslim music"? you horrible racist man.

WHS

Tottenham fans are just inherent racists. Any cards you want to play in your defense???

I think you're missing the real issue here. This is a contractors forum, WTF is Asda smart price.

[gingerjedi]

Luton... nice

[MarillionFan]

"Muslim music"? you horrible racist man.

WHS

Tottenham fans are just inherent racists. Any cards you want to play in your defense???