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Used to like Kenny Everett, Sid Snot, the hapless DIY chap. etc. That expanding bottom thing was funny. Pity he wasn't a bit more careful with his own.
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Not that one. But I'm sure I saw that elephant on Songs of Praise just now.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThat's what I'm trying to find out. Strongest contenders according to my failing memory are M&W or Kenny Everett. But drawn a blank on finding any record of it on t'internet.
Last edited by EternalOptimist; 25 September 2011, 12:40.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'll watch it on catchup after the kids are asleep.
I go upstairs get my long coat out, massive scarf, hat, packet of jelly babies and a picture of Adric(got rest his soul) then come back down and settle down.
Everything must be just so.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWhy aren't you watching Dr. Who?
I go upstairs get my long coat out, massive scarf, hat, packet of jelly babies and a picture of Adric(got rest his soul) then come back down and settle down.
Everything must be just so.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSounds like a comic relief to me.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostAnyone remember a version of Tom Jones' "Help yourself", where the singer's arms get longer and longer?
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWhat show was it on? e.g. Morecambe & Wise? ...
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What show was it on? e.g. Morecambe & Wise? Not that I'm suggesting it was that show. I assume the whole show wasn't entirely Tom Jones singing "Help yourself" with his arms getting longer, because the novelty would wear off after a few minutes.
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I want to find a video of it, as we're putting it into a scene of this year's panto. I've tried Kenny Everett, Russ Abbott, Morcambe and Wise and the Two Ronnies. But no luck yet. I reckoned some of the older member here might remember.
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No. Do you remember a puppet parrot that kept going "Cognac" ?
PS I do remember Kenny Everret's impression of Rod Stewart where his bum kept getting bigger.
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