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  • Chaffinch
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Flange Inspector (first class)
    Q. What's the pay?












    A. £20 a week









    Q.That's all?


















    A. It's all I could afford









    c/o W.Allen. What's New Pusscat.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by GillsMan View Post
    On my Census form, I put my job title down as "Computer Wizard".
    [dim mode]Census form. Must be something my butler fills in. [/dim mode]

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  • doodab
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    Flange Inspector (first class)

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  • alreadypacked
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    I'm a non-resident, no forms

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  • Chaffinch
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    Originally posted by GillsMan View Post
    On my Census form, I put my job title down as "Computer Wizard".

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  • GillsMan
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    On my Census form, I put my job title down as "Computer Wizard".

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  • Chaffinch
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Actually I was happy being (a half decent) goalie so was one of the first to be picked.

    Fact, I know my limitations and from an early age I started to use them to my advantage.
    Well, good for you. Well done for posting a semi decent reply.

    I have a suggestion; for those who don't like either my topics or my defensive responses, why not exercise your free will and simply don't read them?

    I'm not looking for trouble on here, conversely, neither am I going to let a bunch of nerds bully me off ......

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Chaffinch View Post
    You're like one of those kids at school wanting to get picked by the cooler boys during the football line up, pick me, pick me. 9/10 you were picked JUST before the fat boy, am I right?

    Spangle. Fact.
    Actually I was happy being (a half decent) goalie so was one of the first to be picked.

    Fact, I know my limitations and from an early age I started to use them to my advantage.

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  • Chaffinch
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    blast. But to be honest you're becoming a boring scratched record.
    You're like one of those kids at school wanting to get picked by the cooler boys during the football line up, pick me, pick me. 9/10 you were picked JUST before the fat boy, am I right?

    Spangle. Fact.

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  • Chaffinch
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Here we go, right on schedule.
    You are rather dull sir.

    Have you any real friends or is this your life? I'd guess you spend 4/7 nights away from home, you haven't made any friends as you're a bit of a cock? Mild/medium anti-social tendancies that you are generally unaware of?

    That's you isn't it old boy

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  • eek
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    You must spread some Reputation around before negging Chaffinch again.
    blast. But to be honest you're becoming a boring scratched record.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Chaffinch View Post
    or a two-a-penny internet warrior who thinks that as they've been on the board a while they have more right to post than the newer members
    Here we go, right on schedule.

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  • Chaffinch
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    No. A simple creature is old birdbrain. A one-dimensional bottom-feeding halfwit.

    One of Troll's sockie army I reckon.

    As opposed yo your goodself then? What are you? a multi-faceted, interesting intellectual? or a two-a-penny internet warrior who thinks that as they've been on the board a while they have more right to post than the newer members.

    This obsession with sockies says more about you lot than it does about me ...... bless

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  • Chaffinch
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    well I though the OP was innocuos enough to cause maybe a little light hearted debate and some gentle ribbing

    evidently some of the more senior members of the board felt this thread was the one to start the usual bullying on

    sometimes its funny

    sometimes its boring

    anyway its beer o'clock


    Actually, I couldnt agree more, very well said

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    MD? I'm a CEO. And CTO. And VP - no, senior VP.
    I'm a god.

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