Reply to: Contract in Luton

[MarillionFan]

Surely that's when a contract is at its most challenging - When you have to master a new system, and find some way to achieve a quick win in the first week or two (assuming the twats have provided a login etc)

WHS

Dropped behind enemy lines with only a tin opener and a hastily drawn out map in crayon. Your mission, march to Berlin, defeat the German army, kill the Fuhrer and end the war.

Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast.

[OwlHoot]

How the feck can you get stressed at work???? You've only been there 3 weeks!!!!

Oh Suity(TM)

Surely that's when a contract is at its most challenging - When you have to master a new system, and find some way to achieve a quick win in the first week or two (assuming the twats have provided a login etc)

[MarillionFan]

No, not flounced mate. Very stressed out at work and brought some of that to the board so decided to take some time out, get my life sorted and then come skulking back when I feel better.

HTH

How the feck can you get stressed at work???? You've only been there 3 weeks!!!!

Oh Suity(TM)

[suityou01]

Btw did suity flounce again? Not seen him for a while...

No, not flounced mate. Very stressed out at work and brought some of that to the board so decided to take some time out, get my life sorted and then come skulking back when I feel better.

HTH

[Old Greg]

FFS. Isn't Luton enough of a tuliphole already?

[DimPrawn]

Is there some strange reason why the M25 is always worse clockwise in the morning and anti clockwise in the evening?

Because anti-clockwise houses in Surrey and Sussex are cheaper than clockwise ones.

[stek]

Is there some strange reason why the M25 is always worse clockwise in the morning and anti clockwise in the evening?

Something to do with the water spirals on emptying the bath. If the M25 was in Oz it would be the other way round...

It was on Tomorrow's World..

[MarillionFan]

Is there some strange reason why the M25 is always worse clockwise in the morning and anti clockwise in the evening?

Retired contractors going to the garden centre.

[xoggoth]

The last time I did that journey the bit from the M25 to Hemel was a nightmare in rush hour

Is there some strange reason why the M25 is always worse clockwise in the morning and anti clockwise in the evening?

[Ruprect]

Btw did suity flounce again? Not seen him for a while...

[Ruprect]

The role in Luton is an extra £650 per week. Would take 3 hours(min) (120 miles per day) to drive (presently 4 miles per day) or I could do lodgings + food. Probably works out £300 per week extra on a six monther.

Pffffff. Don't know if I can be bothered. :

650/15=~43 per hour for the drive. Worth it?

[eek]

The role in Luton is an extra £650 per week. Would take 3 hours(min) (120 miles per day) to drive (presently 4 miles per day) or I could do lodgings + food. Probably works out £300 per week extra on a six monther.

Pffffff. Don't know if I can be bothered. :

The last time I did that journey the bit from the M25 to Hemel was a nightmare in rush hour. Unless you stay over its going to be a very painful journey.

[MarillionFan]

The role in Luton is an extra £650 per week. Would take 3 hours(min) (120 miles per day) to drive (presently 4 miles per day) or I could do lodgings + food. Probably works out £300 per week extra on a six monther.

Pffffff. Don't know if I can be bothered. :

[eek]

He offered, but the stipulation was I had to sleep with his wife as he wasn't up to the job. Kinda surprised me until he said she'd had four different todgers over the years.

Just wanted to add a bit more ambiguity. Plus it makes SY's live sound far more existing for one so cuckold.

[darmstadt]

He offered, but the stipulation was I had to sleep with his wife as he wasn't up to the job. Kinda surprised me until he said he'd had four different todgers over the years.

Shurely shome mishtake?