Cane toads

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hyperD replied

18 April 2006, 12:19
Originally posted by MrsGoof

is that with the haemorrhoid cream smeared over them?

Keeps your "farmer's" at bay I guess...

"Oi! Get another toad out the cooler Shiela, me farmer's are really playing up..."

hyperD in "mixed colloquialisms" mode
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MrsGoof replied

18 April 2006, 11:39
Originally posted by xoggoth

They make good licking. Even if they aren't hallucinogenic, licking a toad sounds good anyway.

is that with the haemorrhoid cream smeared over them?
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xoggoth replied

18 April 2006, 11:34
That's what I was going to say. They make good licking. Even if they aren't hallucinogenic, licking a toad sounds good anyway.
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Mr Crosby replied

18 April 2006, 11:06
Are they the hallucinogenic ones?.
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DaveB replied

18 April 2006, 10:59
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Gold Dalek replied

18 April 2006, 10:59
Originally posted by DaveB

Cane Toad Blues - Tim Finn

Cane toads are coming, cane toads are coming,
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues,
Cane toads are coming, cane toads are coming,
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues.
Cane toads...
When are you gonna leave me alone?
Heading south,
Like a case of foot and mouth
Cane toads...
You're supposed to set us free
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cane toads are coming, cane toads are coming...
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues
Cane toads are coming, cane toads are coming,
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues.
Cane toads
ba, pa, da...
da, pa, da, pa, da, da, da.

Cane toads
You go chomp and live in the swamp
Yeah.
Cane toads,
You're supposed to set us free
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cane toads are coming,
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues.
Cane toads are coming, cane toads are coming,
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues.
Yeah.........(whistles...)

1988

Should that be sung to Cokes "holidays are coming"?
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DaveB replied

18 April 2006, 10:55
Originally posted by hyperD

Toads are invading Oz (from the Torygraph)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...18/wtoad18.xml

Best bit:

More from FrogWatch

http://www.frogwatch.org.au/canetoads/default.cfm

This one comes up every couple of years, this is the closing credits song from a TV documentary about it from 1998

Cane Toad Blues - Tim Finn

Cane toads are coming, cane toads are coming,
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues,
Cane toads are coming, cane toads are coming,
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues.
Cane toads...
When are you gonna leave me alone?
Heading south,
Like a case of foot and mouth
Cane toads...
You're supposed to set us free
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cane toads are coming, cane toads are coming...
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues
Cane toads are coming, cane toads are coming,
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues.
Cane toads
ba, pa, da...
da, pa, da, pa, da, da, da.

Cane toads
You go chomp and live in the swamp
Yeah.
Cane toads,
You're supposed to set us free
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cane toads are coming,
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues.
Cane toads are coming, cane toads are coming,
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues.
Yeah.........(whistles...)

1988
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hyperD started a topic Cane toads

18 April 2006, 10:51
Cane toads

Toads are invading Oz (from the Torygraph)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...18/wtoad18.xml

Best bit:

Opinion is divided as to how best to kill them. While some advocate the use of a cricket bat or golf club, the Australian RSPCA suggests that hunters anaesthetise them by smearing them with haemorrhoid cream before putting them in the freezer and waiting until they are dead.

More from FrogWatch

http://www.frogwatch.org.au/canetoads/default.cfm
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