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Previously on "Congrats to Shaunbhoy"

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  • xoggoth
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    Why doesn't CUK just delete all the 0 post users?

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  • eek
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    As an aside an interesting statistic from this thread.

    CH+1=ATW+ MF

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    3000 rep points

    i hate to think how much time he spends each day logging in and out of his sockie accounts
    No time at all. I don't HAVE any sockie accounts.

    HTH

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Are you my mrs?

    No. Now put the rubbish out and tidy the front room.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    I find that those who ask, don't get.
    Are you my mrs?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I've not had any +ve rep for ages, infact I get more blowjobs than +ve rep.
    Don't tell lies. You had a +ve rep once.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I've not had any +ve rep for ages, infact I get more blowjobs than +ve rep.
    I find that those who ask, don't get.

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  • xoggoth
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    Hmmm. Real CUKers are either near the front pages or right at the end, effects of +ve or -ve rep one assumes. The great majority of all registered users are those with 0 or very few posts and they are in alphabetical order, presumably zero rep. Who are all these faceless sorts?

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  • DimPrawn
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    I've not had any +ve rep for ages, infact I get more blowjobs than +ve rep.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    And you'll never get close to TestManglers c**t of score infinity + 1

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Don't believe that one I'm afraid.

    That would give you a c**t coefficient of AT LEAST .67
    And you'll never get close to TestManglers c**t of score infinity + 1

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    I think its a problem of too many sockies. Its easy to get confused when you are trying to keep three or more on the go (MP, MF and Dim are actually all mine).

    The easiest solution is to have an amnesty where people can admit to which ones belong to them and those accounts could be automatically closed.

    Anyone want to own up to being Sasguru or ATW?
    Don't believe that one I'm afraid.

    That would give you a c**t coefficient of AT LEAST .67

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    But sometimes, it's you

    And occasionally, it's Dimprawn. Sometimes it's me too
    I think its a problem of too many sockies. Its easy to get confused when you are trying to keep three or more on the go (MP, MF and Dim are actually all mine).

    The easiest solution is to have an amnesty where people can admit to which ones belong to them and those accounts could be automatically closed.

    Anyone want to own up to being Sasguru or ATW?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Piss off you two, as if.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    I'll spell it out in big letters and simple words.

    Do not sign rep as the Real MF as we all know its always you.
    But sometimes, it's you

    And occasionally, it's Dimprawn. Sometimes it's me too

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