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Don't tell lies. You had a +ve rep once.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI've not had any +ve rep for ages, infact I get more blowjobs than +ve rep.
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Hmmm. Real CUKers are either near the front pages or right at the end, effects of +ve or -ve rep one assumes. The great majority of all registered users are those with 0 or very few posts and they are in alphabetical order, presumably zero rep. Who are all these faceless sorts?
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I've not had any +ve rep for ages, infact I get more blowjobs than +ve rep.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAnd you'll never get close to TestManglers c**t of score infinity + 1
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And you'll never get close to TestManglers c**t of score infinity + 1Originally posted by TestMangler View PostDon't believe that one I'm afraid.
That would give you a c**t coefficient of AT LEAST .67
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Don't believe that one I'm afraid.Originally posted by eek View PostI think its a problem of too many sockies. Its easy to get confused when you are trying to keep three or more on the go (MP, MF and Dim are actually all mine).
The easiest solution is to have an amnesty where people can admit to which ones belong to them and those accounts could be automatically closed.
Anyone want to own up to being Sasguru or ATW?
That would give you a c**t coefficient of AT LEAST .67
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I think its a problem of too many sockies. Its easy to get confused when you are trying to keep three or more on the go (MP, MF and Dim are actually all mine).Originally posted by TestMangler View PostBut sometimes, it's you
And occasionally, it's Dimprawn. Sometimes it's me too
The easiest solution is to have an amnesty where people can admit to which ones belong to them and those accounts could be automatically closed.
Anyone want to own up to being Sasguru or ATW?
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But sometimes, it's youOriginally posted by eek View PostI'll spell it out in big letters and simple words.
Do not sign rep as the Real MF as we all know its always you.
And occasionally, it's Dimprawn. Sometimes it's me too
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