No. 1 In an occasional series. - What the **** do you look like?

[wobbegong]

Must be a fashion industry thing.

Or maybe it's a muppet thing?

[doodab]

That is a class A pillock.

[MarillionFan]

A drunken, racist, valium-dependent, jobless fop?

Well that's enough about you and the other mods, what about the bloke in the story?

[Cliphead]

A drunken, racist, valium-dependent, jobless fop?

[administrator]

What the **** do you look like?

A drunken, racist, valium-dependent, jobless fop?

[hyperD]

Must be a fashion industry thing.

Thanks for that Clippy, I had to pop into Sainsbury tomorrow to pick up a sink plunger - ta mate!

[hyperD]

It's my fecking milkman!

[Clippy]

Must be a fashion industry thing.

[Troll]

A taller version of George Clooney

[xoggoth]

Alistair Darling, although much more handsome.

[Mich the Tester]

Take it to the vet and ask him to put it out of its misery.

[DimPrawn]

Are you saying you look like that?

[DaveB]

John Galliano.