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I get the same problem when changing time zones. Can’t go; so I take a shower. Pop down to the restaurant for breakfast and coffee. Checkout the hotel and then it’s time for a crap. All wrong I tell you.
Eating breakfast has the effect of getting things moving, so when travelling, I eat brekkie as soon after waking as possible, so I haven't checked out by the time I feel the urge to go
Erm, yeah, probably is. Thanks. However, this will throw my whole ritual into confusion as I usually need a cup of coffee before having a tulip, which means I'll have to move process step ' drink coffee' to the very beginning of the process, and seeing as I can't drink coffee without a couple of biscuits (puke otherwise) your change request is more complicated than it seems on first impressions.
Combine the two with a Coffee Enema. And no Puking either
Yep it is. Sometimes I can have one before the shower and then another one after but normally the effect of having the shower seems to loosen up the bowels for me. Also cleaning my teeth and using mouthwash always makes me want to pee...
Yes, and this entire operation must be carried out with pinpoint precision to avoid confusing any of the various liquids or pastes involved.
Both Mitch and Darmstadt seem to have showers before having a tulip. Surely it's better the other way round?
Yep it is. Sometimes I can have one before the shower and then another one after but normally the effect of having the shower seems to loosen up the bowels for me. Also cleaning my teeth and using mouthwash always makes me want to pee...
Erm, yeah, probably is. Thanks. However, this will throw my whole ritual into confusion as I usually need a cup of coffee before having a tulip, which means I'll have to move process step ' drink coffee' to the very beginning of the process, and seeing as I can't drink coffee without a couple of biscuits (puke otherwise) your change request is more complicated than it seems on first impressions.
I get the same problem when changing time zones. Can’t go; so I take a shower. Pop down to the restaurant for breakfast and coffee. Checkout the hotel and then it’s time for a crap. All wrong I tell you.
Erm, yeah, probably is. Thanks. However, this will throw my whole ritual into confusion as I usually need a cup of coffee before having a tulip, which means I'll have to move process step ' drink coffee' to the very beginning of the process, and seeing as I can't drink coffee without a couple of biscuits (puke otherwise) your change request is more complicated than it seems on first impressions.
Both Mitch and Darmstadt seem to have showers before having a tulip. Surely it's better the other way round?
Erm, yeah, probably is. Thanks. However, this will throw my whole ritual into confusion as I usually need a cup of coffee before having a tulip, which means I'll have to move process step ' drink coffee' to the very beginning of the process, and seeing as I can't drink coffee without a couple of biscuits (puke otherwise) your change request is more complicated than it seems on first impressions.
Meant to make the manhood look larger by all accounts.....
Excellent !
So THATS why me saus looks so small. It's an Anaconda striving to peek through the canopy of the matto Grosso
I think I'll chop the jungle back, slip on a pair of white cuffs and a bow tie, then leap out of the bathroom at the missus when she comes home from work tonight.
Boy, is she in for a suprise
Brush teeth (including spare set)
Remove ear wax (from hearing aid).
Nit spay hair
Use nail brush to remove cheese from dick.
Select underwear with least skid marks.
Socks just follow around the house.
Cover up with Old Spice
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