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mudskipper replied

31 August 2011, 14:40
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Cycling, overweight, smoking, excessive drinking and a raised blood pressure can lead to the onset of the farmers.

As does a regular bit of frantic cottaging, so I'm told.

It's probably pregnancy related. Quite a common problem. Should resolve itself after the birth.
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sasguru replied

31 August 2011, 14:39
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Clearly I am not with it anymore.

I tried to tell you that a while ago and you got into a right huff.
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xoggoth replied

31 August 2011, 14:35
Organised tweets in tabular or thematic form? It is hard to think of anything more totally pointless. Clearly I am not with it anymore.
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hyperD replied

31 August 2011, 13:52
Cycling, overweight, smoking, excessive drinking and a raised blood pressure can lead to the onset of the farmers.

As does a regular bit of frantic cottaging, so I'm told.
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DimPrawn replied

31 August 2011, 11:53
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Someone in HAB's neck of the woods made several million from a Blackberry app that organised tweets in tabular or thematic form.

Not sure of the exact details, but Blackberry snaffled the product for several million, at about the time HAB stopped posting.

He also said he had extremely poor health, so my money is on....
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OwlHoot replied

31 August 2011, 11:50
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Where is Hab™ anyway?

Someone in HAB's neck of the woods made several million from a Blackberry app that organised tweets in tabular or thematic form.

Not sure of the exact details, but Blackberry snaffled the product for several million, at about the time HAB stopped posting.
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TimberWolf replied

31 August 2011, 11:41
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Yergh. Bottom related threads from males are not welcome. From the ladies on the other hand...

Where is Hab™ anyway?
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xoggoth replied

31 August 2011, 11:08
Yergh. Bottom related threads from males are not welcome. From the ladies on the other hand...
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Pondlife replied

31 August 2011, 10:35
Is anyone else looking forward to Suitys contribution to the "weekend plans" thread.
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EternalOptimist replied

31 August 2011, 09:59
A twenty mile bike ride should sort you out
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mudskipper replied

31 August 2011, 08:57
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I always think Chlamydia sounds like a posh girl from Surrey.

John Betjemen's daughter is called Candida, which is also a vaginal yeast infection.
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Churchill replied

31 August 2011, 08:57
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I always think Chlamydia sounds like a posh girl from Surrey.

Chlamydia is what you get from the posh girls in Surrey.

Hth.
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DimPrawn replied

31 August 2011, 08:55
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Fistula sounds like some sort of vampire porn star

I always think Chlamydia sounds like a posh girl from Surrey.
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MarillionFan replied

31 August 2011, 08:33
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Fistula sounds like some sort of vampire porn star

She's going to suck you dry.
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doodab replied

31 August 2011, 08:18
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Treat yourself: Welcome to Map of Medicine for NHS Evidence

The differential diagnoses look for interesting reading:

Fistula sounds like some sort of vampire porn star
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