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  • NotAllThere
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    Only puns, I think.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Hope your wife gets better soon. The inability to post nonsense in General is a serious issue and not to be made the subject of ill-judged humour.
    Is there any other kind? Is there truly anything humorous to some that isn't to the detriment of someone else?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Actually you sad fecker, my wifes extremely ill & I've been off work for a bit & trying to balance work, hospital/doctors/appointments and looking after the kids. Funnily enough I really don't care what a sad loser on the internet thinks and so you'll excuse me when I can't really be bothered to get worked up or continue the usual General nonsense we all participate in.

    Sorted out childcare now back in the office but still going to be too busy to post. That the flounce you wanted.

    Hope your wife gets better soon. The inability to post nonsense in General is a serious issue and not to be made the subject of ill-judged humour.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    The culprit post by mf was removed by admin. I was responding to this post. The offended party pm'd me and I removed my post. I would have been quicker about it if it wasn't for a crappy 3G signal.
    I'll PM you the location of your wife and kids now that you've complied

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  • suityou01
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    The culprit post by mf was removed by admin. I was responding to this post. The offended party pm'd me and I removed my post. I would have been quicker about it if it wasn't for a crappy 3G signal.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Hey Pondy, get your facts straight before calling poor form. HTH.
    I got the person who accused you of being a right <insert name here> wrong.

    Not the fact that you threw your toys despite having a link to your companies website in your profile.

    Or have I got this completely wrong. You've deleted the post anyways so you must have agreed with me

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Sorry. My mistake.
    Hey Pondy, get your facts straight before calling poor form. HTH.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    For the record that was Clippy.
    Sorry. My mistake.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    For the record that was Clippy.
    Aww, welcome back. Feeling better now?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Poor form Suity.

    Especially considering the hissy fit you threw when MF mentioned your forename.
    For the record that was Clippy.

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  • Pondlife
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    Poor form Suity.

    Especially considering the hissy fit you threw when MF mentioned your forename.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Actually you sad fecker, my wifes extremely ill & I've been off work for a bit & trying to balance work, hospital/doctors/appointments and looking after the kids. Funnily enough I really don't care what a sad loser on the internet thinks and so you'll excuse me when I can't really be bothered to get worked up or continue the usual General nonsense we all participate in.

    Sorted out childcare now back in the office but still going to be too busy to post. That the flounce you wanted.

    Nope.

    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Go f**k yourself.
    Yep.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I am tumescent with the thought of an mf flounce

    And 10/10 for bedwetting
    I had to look that one up:
    This swelling includes expanding caunt...


    Tumescence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Actually you sad fecker, my wifes extremely ill & I've been off work for a bit & trying to balance work, hospital/doctors/appointments and looking after the kids. Funnily enough I really don't care what a sad loser on the internet thinks and so you'll excuse me when I can't really be bothered to get worked up or continue the usual General nonsense we all participate in.

    Sorted out childcare now back in the office but still going to be too busy to post. That the flounce you wanted.

    Sorry to hear about your wife. I thought Kleine-Levin was fairly benign, and at worst you were busy hoovering, ironing, etc.



    And one for you too:

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  • suityou01
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    I am tumescent with the thought of an mf flounce

    And 10/10 for bedwetting

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