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Is there any other kind? Is there truly anything humorous to some that isn't to the detriment of someone else?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostHope your wife gets better soon. The inability to post nonsense in General is a serious issue and not to be made the subject of ill-judged humour.
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Hope your wife gets better soon. The inability to post nonsense in General is a serious issue and not to be made the subject of ill-judged humour.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostActually you sad fecker, my wifes extremely ill & I've been off work for a bit & trying to balance work, hospital/doctors/appointments and looking after the kids. Funnily enough I really don't care what a sad loser on the internet thinks and so you'll excuse me when I can't really be bothered to get worked up or continue the usual General nonsense we all participate in.
Sorted out childcare now back in the office but still going to be too busy to post. That the flounce you wanted.

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I'll PM you the location of your wife and kids now that you've compliedOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostThe culprit post by mf was removed by admin. I was responding to this post. The offended party pm'd me and I removed my post. I would have been quicker about it if it wasn't for a crappy 3G signal.
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The culprit post by mf was removed by admin. I was responding to this post. The offended party pm'd me and I removed my post. I would have been quicker about it if it wasn't for a crappy 3G signal.
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I got the person who accused you of being a right <insert name here> wrong.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHey Pondy, get your facts straight before calling poor form. HTH.
Not the fact that you threw your toys despite having a link to your companies website in your profile.
Or have I got this completely wrong. You've deleted the post anyways so you must have agreed with me
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For the record that was Clippy.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostPoor form Suity.
Especially considering the hissy fit you threw when MF mentioned your forename.
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Poor form Suity.
Especially considering the hissy fit you threw when MF mentioned your forename.
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Nope.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostActually you sad fecker, my wifes extremely ill & I've been off work for a bit & trying to balance work, hospital/doctors/appointments and looking after the kids. Funnily enough I really don't care what a sad loser on the internet thinks and so you'll excuse me when I can't really be bothered to get worked up or continue the usual General nonsense we all participate in.
Sorted out childcare now back in the office but still going to be too busy to post. That the flounce you wanted.

Yep.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGo f**k yourself.
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I had to look that one up:Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI am tumescent with the thought of an mf flounce
And 10/10 for bedwetting
This swelling includes expanding caunt...
Tumescence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Sorry to hear about your wife. I thought Kleine-Levin was fairly benign, and at worst you were busy hoovering, ironing, etc.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostActually you sad fecker, my wifes extremely ill & I've been off work for a bit & trying to balance work, hospital/doctors/appointments and looking after the kids. Funnily enough I really don't care what a sad loser on the internet thinks and so you'll excuse me when I can't really be bothered to get worked up or continue the usual General nonsense we all participate in.
Sorted out childcare now back in the office but still going to be too busy to post. That the flounce you wanted.


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I am tumescent with the thought of an mf flounce
And 10/10 for bedwetting
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