Reply to: Just noticed...

[Chaffinch]

It was me who died - I am writing from heaven

Awkward .....

[TimberWolf]

Shark attack victim's funeral to be held at church where he married just three weeks ago | Mail Online

Sad story.

[Alf W]

If he'd have been a contractor then he'd have been back in the office come Monday morning.

[beaker]

I wish I never saw that...

[DeludedAussie]

The poor chap killed by a shark recently was an IT consultant.

Shark attack widow pays tribute to 'brave' husband | Metro.co.uk

Not a CUK'er hopefully.

It was me who died - I am writing from heaven

[cailin maith]

That black and white wetsuit saves your bacon everytime MF. The killer whale look frightens the beejayzus out of any self-respecting shark.

[shaunbhoy]

I am always aware there maybe an agent in the sea which is why when out with my scuba gear I alway ensure i have larger flippers and less weights than the permies I'm swimming with.

That black and white wetsuit saves your bacon everytime MF. The killer whale look frightens the beejayzus out of any self-respecting shark.

[KentPhilip]

That last photo of the poor couple on the beach



isn't it only a matter of time before someone photoshops a shark's fin onto it..

[TestMangler]

I am always aware there maybe an agent in the sea which is why when out with my scuba gear I alway ensure i have larger flippers and less weights than the permies I'm drinking with.

FTFY

Don't think it counts when you wear it in the pub though

[Churchill]

I am always aware there maybe an agent in the sea which is why when out with my scuba gear I alway ensure i have larger flippers and less weights than the permies I'm swimming with.

Flippers, eh? You sound like a professional.

[Incognito]

I am always aware there maybe an agent in the sea which is why when out with my scuba gear I alway ensure i have larger flippers and less weights than the permies I'm swimming with.

**** off, the amount of blubber you're carrying no shark would touch you.

Now killer whales are partial to a bit of the old wobbly walrus, that's who you should be looking out for tusky.

[MarillionFan]

Damn, MF posted already

The story was about the consultant. Not the shark.

[MarillionFan]

Ah, so that's the difference between a contractor and a consultant is it? Whether permie or not permie.

I must admit I feel like shark food when I'm the furthest out from shore, even in the Med.

I am always aware there maybe an agent in the sea which is why when out with my scuba gear I alway ensure i have larger flippers and less weights than the permies I'm swimming with.

[suityou01]

The poor chap killed by a shark recently was an IT consultant.

Shark attack widow pays tribute to 'brave' husband | Metro.co.uk

Not a CUK'er hopefully.

Damn, MF posted already

[TimberWolf]

Says IT Consultant so we can assume a permie.

Luckily for us IT contractors he would have been in first in and last out.

Ah, so that's the difference between a contractor and a consultant is it? Whether permie or not permie.

I must admit I feel like shark food when I'm the furthest out from shore, even in the Med.