Just noticed...

[TimberWolf]

The poor chap killed by a shark recently was an IT consultant.

Shark attack widow pays tribute to 'brave' husband | Metro.co.uk

Not a CUK'er hopefully.

[MarillionFan]

Says IT Consultant so we can assume a permie.

Luckily for us IT contractors he would have been in first in and last out.

[TimberWolf]

Says IT Consultant so we can assume a permie.

Luckily for us IT contractors he would have been in first in and last out.

Ah, so that's the difference between a contractor and a consultant is it? Whether permie or not permie.

I must admit I feel like shark food when I'm the furthest out from shore, even in the Med.

[suityou01]

The poor chap killed by a shark recently was an IT consultant.

Shark attack widow pays tribute to 'brave' husband | Metro.co.uk

Not a CUK'er hopefully.

Damn, MF posted already

[MarillionFan]

Ah, so that's the difference between a contractor and a consultant is it? Whether permie or not permie.

I must admit I feel like shark food when I'm the furthest out from shore, even in the Med.

I am always aware there maybe an agent in the sea which is why when out with my scuba gear I alway ensure i have larger flippers and less weights than the permies I'm swimming with.

[MarillionFan]

Damn, MF posted already

The story was about the consultant. Not the shark.

[Incognito]

I am always aware there maybe an agent in the sea which is why when out with my scuba gear I alway ensure i have larger flippers and less weights than the permies I'm swimming with.

**** off, the amount of blubber you're carrying no shark would touch you.

Now killer whales are partial to a bit of the old wobbly walrus, that's who you should be looking out for tusky.

[Churchill]

I am always aware there maybe an agent in the sea which is why when out with my scuba gear I alway ensure i have larger flippers and less weights than the permies I'm swimming with.

Flippers, eh? You sound like a professional.

[TestMangler]

I am always aware there maybe an agent in the sea which is why when out with my scuba gear I alway ensure i have larger flippers and less weights than the permies I'm drinking with.

FTFY

Don't think it counts when you wear it in the pub though

[KentPhilip]

That last photo of the poor couple on the beach



isn't it only a matter of time before someone photoshops a shark's fin onto it..