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MarillionFan replied

7 August 2011, 22:37
Originally posted by eek View Post

are they made out of lead?

Titanium. And don't forget it.
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eek replied

7 August 2011, 22:28
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I'm big boned.

are they made out of lead?
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MarillionFan replied

7 August 2011, 22:21
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

I'm big boned.
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shaunbhoy replied

7 August 2011, 21:27
Originally posted by eek View Post

Have you seen the size of his stomach?
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eek replied

7 August 2011, 20:23
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

No, I'm talking about football you rootin' tootin' inbred.

Are you sure he can root? Have you seen the size of his stomach?
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Clippy replied

7 August 2011, 20:22
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

You talkin' about soccer you slack jawed, crooked teeth, poorly educated, low life expectency, used to rule the world but don't now but boy do you like to go on about it and the 2nd world war and the Germans and how you beat them(after we turned up and helped your sorry asses) but we love the Queen you moaning limey b'stard?

No, I'm talking about football you rootin' tootin' inbred.
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MarillionFan replied

7 August 2011, 19:36
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

Oi, yanki doodle.

Do you even understand football?

Not the sh!te US version but the version played by over half the world.

You talkin' about soccer you slack jawed, crooked teeth, poorly educated, low life expectency, used to rule the world but don't now but boy do you like to go on about it and the 2nd world war and the Germans and how you beat them(after we turned up and helped your sorry asses) but we love the Queen you moaning limey b'stard?
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Clippy replied

7 August 2011, 19:27
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

He is the Stirling Albion of General.

Oi, yanki doodle.

Do you even understand football?

Not the sh!te US version but the version played by over half the world.
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MarillionFan replied

7 August 2011, 19:08
Originally posted by eek View Post

Well it takes one to know one.

He is the Stirling Albion of General.
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Old Greg replied

7 August 2011, 19:07
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

General of the Salvation Army

Have you been on that Uniform Dating site again?
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eek replied

7 August 2011, 19:06
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Now, now, we both know that I am in fact a quality poster. Don't let your already poor judgement be further clouded by resentment that I see you for the aging fat talentless drug-addled nasty pathetic little no-nothing **** that you are.

Well it takes one to know one.
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Old Greg replied

7 August 2011, 19:05
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Maybe there needs to be a kindergarten forum where newbie posters can hone their skills against each other before being promoted to General. Make it like a football league. The top 3 newbies can post in General and the three worst posters get relegated.

So that'll be Atw, Old Greg and Moscow Mule to get relegated.

Now, now, we both know that I am in fact a quality poster. Don't let your already poor judgement be further clouded by resentment that I see you for the aging fat talentless drug-addled nasty pathetic little no-nothing **** that you are.
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Moscow Mule replied

7 August 2011, 18:00
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

General of the Salvation Army

Who wouldn't love her? She's a picture of loveliness.
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NickFitz replied

7 August 2011, 17:57
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I love General

General of the Salvation Army
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suityou01 replied

7 August 2011, 17:25
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Maybe there needs to be a kindergarten forum where newbie posters can hone their skills against each other before being promoted to General. Make it like a football league. The top 3 newbies can post in General and the three worst posters get relegated.

So that'll be Atw, Old Greg and Moscow Mule to get relegated.

You'd get relegated.

HTH
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