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  • Emperor Dalek
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    You should be exterminated.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Emperor Dalek
    Not really, as I want to rotate around a central point when set spinning, rather than around some point inside my head. You still have a centre of gravity even when in free fall.
    Which is where the three body problem comes in and in Zero-G you cant be off balance since you arn't balanced in the first place.

    Why am I arguing about this? It was a crap joke to begin with.....

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Originally posted by DaveB
    Which are entirely superfluous
    Not really, as I want to rotate around a central point when set spinning, rather than around some point inside my head. You still have a centre of gravity even when in free fall.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DaveB
    Which are entirely superfluous since in zero-g there is no gravity to pull him off balance in the first place.....

    No manageing the momentum once he gets moving might be an issue. I can see an interesting 3 body problem coming up
    if the emperor was wearing 'magne-boots' (available from Wallace & grommit space waer inc) he might easily become overbalanced in zero g.

    get your space-facts right DaveB


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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Emperor Dalek
    You should see the size of my sensor spheres. Unfeasibly large, they act as an effective counter-balance.

    Which are entirely superfluous since in zero-g there is no gravity to pull him off balance in the first place.....

    No manageing the momentum once he gets moving might be an issue. I can see an interesting 3 body problem coming up

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    emperor , how do you cope in zero-g with such a big head. Do you have trouble balancing ?
    You should see the size of my sensor spheres. Unfeasibly large, they act as an effective counter-balance.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    emperor , how do you cope in zero-g with such a big head. Do you have trouble balancing ?

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    What planet are you on?

    No.

    Don't answer that, it must be Skaro.
    It was until Sylvester McCoy blew it up. The git.

    These days I hang around in a variety of space stations / cruisers.

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Nah, that was Chippy Minton, the Trumpton carpenter.

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  • Fungus
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    Wasn't he a smelly unemployed pikey/hippy who had no fixed abode, kept bad company - thieves and prostitutes - and couldn't commit himself to anything for any amount of time. No doubt these days he'd be camping up a tree on the site of a proposed bypass and calling himself swampy.

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  • Fungus
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    He must have been Polish.

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  • xoggoth
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    What?? You mean he did plumbing and decorating too?

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  • Chico
    started a topic More than a Carpenter

    More than a Carpenter

    Wow - what an amazing book.

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