Reply to: Official CUK Dragons Den thread

[PAH]

I take it the books will use thin paper which is soft, strong and very, very long.

That will be the Unlimited Edition.

So here's my current prediction of AtW's forthcoming masterpiece:

Volume One: SKA, All Your Website Belong To Us
Volume Two: Squirrels, Watch You're Nuts
Volume Three: Lunch, The Potnoodlers Compendium
Volume Four: Economic, With The Facts
Volume Five: Sofa So Good
Volume Six: <placeholder>

[Spacecadet]

Only just tuned in !! Doh!

3 advertisers have blagged their way into some cash selling popcorn.

A cute girl with a waeb based car park fine challenge idea has been told she has a stupid idea. She was cute though.

I thought it was doubly stupid in that parking fines are reduced by 50% if paid within x Days

[eek]

He has been. One snippet per day for the last 10 years.

Volume One: SKA
Volume Two: Squirrels
Volume Three: Lunch
Volume Four: Sofa

I'm going to scrape all his post history into one big sick bag and write eBook on the front.

FTFY. I was going to correct the economics to Totally inaccurate Economics Analysis based on Communist lectures re cabbages but that would be longer then the actual volume.

I take it the books will use thin paper which is soft, strong and very, very long.

[Doggy Styles]

He has been. One snippet per day for the last 10 years.

Volume One: SKA
Volume Two: Squirrels
Volume Three: Lunch
Volume Four: Economics

I'm going to scrape all his post history into one big sick bag and write eBook on the front.

CTFY

[PAH]

More people will read it if you post it on CUK.

He has been. One snippet per day for the last 10 years.

Volume One: SKA
Volume Two: Squirrels
Volume Three: Lunch
Volume Four: <placeholder>

I'm going to scrape all his post history into one big sick bag and write eBook on the front.

[d000hg]

More people will read it if you post it on CUK.

[AtW]

My full view of ze Dragons will be published in my book.

HTH

[d000hg]

She seems like quite a bright cookie. Straight to the point. No bulltulip. You wouldn't understand DP.

DP is put off by powerful, intelligent, successful women. Actually any of those qualities in anyone makes him dejected.

[MarillionFan]

I can't look at her. Shudder.

She sounds like a northern comedian (bloke) after smoking 100 Lambert and Butlers.

She seems like quite a bright cookie. Straight to the point. No bulltulip. You wouldn't understand DP.

[d000hg]

Only watched the first pitch - when I say pitch, I mean the Essex girl who dried up after only a few minutes.

Fk knows how she managed to secure an investment thereafter - the Dragons didn't ask her very many questions.

They seemed to be more impressed by the URL of her website (presentclub.com) than anything else.

It's TV. There was way more they cut.

I didn't watch the show last night, but wasn't the new Dragon once a participant on The Secret Millionaire?

Yes. She's real ugly but I quite like her so far, no poncing about.

[northernrampage]

I see we are all judging the women on what they look like

I wouldn't expect anything better from this lot

I was out with two male friends last night who were sniggering about her. And said "Eh, northern, have you seen the latest Dragon Den person?".

Me "No". Their reply "you really remind us of her". I asked what they meant and they clarified it by saying it was my voice. I have no idea if that was all it was. I now don't want to watch it.

Bad enough having to put up with work colleagues doing faux comedy northern voices as it is.

[fullyautomatix]

FFS! Dog bling ?

[fullyautomatix]

Only just tuned in !! Doh!

3 advertisers have blagged their way into some cash selling popcorn.

A cute girl with a waeb based car park fine challenge idea has been told she has a stupid idea. She was cute though.

[DodgyAgent]

I see we are all judging the women on what they look like

[mrdonuts]

less of a problem in the states as the drop height is a lot less and actually i've just thought of a cracking way to solve the problem, was teh software guy from cuk ? was it marillionfan ?