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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Yeah, go on, run away ya yellow bastard!

    And let that be a lesson to you!
    Who you calling a bastard.



    I'm far more

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Why do they make the smooth stuff then. It can't be that people like the taste.
    It may not actually have been peanut butter i suppoose more just some foodstuff which was designed to look like turd but in reality was nothing more offensive than peanut butter (or similar I guess)

    but i must stress I am no expert.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    You're talking about American's here. They have no taste (buds).

    Having suitably lowered the tone I think I'll call it quits for the weekend. See ya Monday.
    Yeah, go on, run away ya yellow bastard!

    And let that be a lesson to you!

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Why do they make the smooth stuff then. It can't be that people like the taste.
    You're talking about American's here. They have no taste (buds).

    Having suitably lowered the tone I think I'll call it quits for the weekend. See ya Monday.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Why do they make the smooth stuff then. It can't be that people like the taste.
    I'm no expert in this, but I'm fairly sure smooth peanut butter wasn't designed for the sole aim of squirting up one's bottom.

    I agree that it's vile though.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I don't think you could 'squirt' peanut butter, realistically, in any case.
    Why do they make the smooth stuff then. It can't be that people like the taste.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post




    and again...
    I don't think you could 'squirt' peanut butter, realistically, in any case.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Please make that your autosig


    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    there are rumours it is fake - e.g. she managed to squirt a load of peanut butter up there and then poo it out...

    but really I do not wish to examine it to closely
    and again...

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  • original PM
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    Noooo seriously - i was on the egde of a conversation of people talking about it....

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    there are rumours it is fake - e.g. she managed to squirt a load of peanut butter up there and then poo it out...

    but really I do not wish to examine it to closely
    That made me guffaw out loud. You have really detailed knowledge of this.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    there are rumours it is fake - e.g. she managed to squirt a load of peanut butter up there and then poo it out...

    but really I do not wish to examine it to closely
    Liar

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  • original PM
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    there are rumours it is fake - e.g. she managed to squirt a load of peanut butter up there and then poo it out...

    but really I do not wish to examine it to closely

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    If it was just eating a bit of tulip then that would be bad. But it isn't, it's far far worse.
    Ok- we get it. You're a prude!

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Well, any fetish to do with getting shagged up the arse or eating tulip is just plain wrong.
    Please make that your autosig

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