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MarillionFan replied

28 July 2011, 09:58
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

That's not funny really, is it.

Twat.

See. See. This post would have been a perfect one to anonymous neg rep Mary Poppins with the words 'I'd do you for a piece of toast bitch. Wilmslow'

I miss the anonymity.
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xoggoth replied

28 July 2011, 09:54
It is if you have a ghastly neighbour. Want to form an underground neighbour murdering cell Wilmslow?

Although on murdering priority generally I shall be very boring and say Gordon Brown.
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MaryPoppins replied

28 July 2011, 08:56
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

My neighbour.

I would buy the willing assasin a free breakfast as a reward.

That's not funny really, is it.

Twat.
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Wilmslow replied

28 July 2011, 08:52
My neighbour.

I would buy the willing assasin a free breakfast as a reward.
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fullyautomatix replied

27 July 2011, 23:19
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Can I kill Craic twice just to make sure?!

He needs a hydrogen bomb dropped on him just to be sure.
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Craic replied

27 July 2011, 23:01
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Can I kill Craic twice just to make sure?!

"SimonMac is professional and courteous"
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SimonMac replied

27 July 2011, 21:04
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Craic.

Can I kill Craic twice just to make sure?!
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Craic replied

27 July 2011, 20:29
Thanks Doc. I feel reassured.
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Old Greg replied

27 July 2011, 20:26
Originally posted by Craic View Post

I am feeling a few pains in my chest though.

Take no notice of them.
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mudskipper replied

27 July 2011, 20:25
Originally posted by Craic View Post

I am feeling a few pains in my chest though.

That'll be the Bombay Bad Boy.
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Craic replied

27 July 2011, 20:24
I am feeling a few pains in my chest though.
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mudskipper replied

27 July 2011, 20:19
Originally posted by Craic View Post

"k2p2 is professional and courteous"

How do you get to be professional and courteous here? Is it by insulting pople? Is this a parallel world? Is it opposites decade?

That was the answer to the second question.

The answer to your first question is "No" so you're quite safe. From me anyway.
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Craic replied

27 July 2011, 20:16
"k2p2 is professional and courteous"

How do you get to be professional and courteous here? Is it by insulting pople? Is this a parallel world? Is it opposites decade?
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d000hg replied

27 July 2011, 20:14
Hitler.
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mudskipper replied

27 July 2011, 20:11
Originally posted by Craic View Post

If you had a button in front of you and by pressing it you could eliminate anyone in the world and no one would know it was you, would you press it?

If you did, who would you take out?

Craic.
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