£50k-a-year computer expert became leering night train pervert after drunken night ou

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zeitghost replied

25 July 2011, 07:43
It's been downhill all the way since they dispensed with Williams Tubes.

Oddly, earlier on, Wiki denied knowledge of Williams Tubes, now it knows:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Williams_tube

That CRT looks like a VCR97 to me, but I may be wrong.

They must have been 10 a penny just after the war, out of defunct radar sets.

Last edited by zeitghost; 25 July 2011, 15:23.
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Churchill replied

25 July 2011, 07:25
Originally posted by Sysman View Post

One of my college friends got flashed at. Her retort was "I've seen better on a four year old. And that's why I'm on the register!"

ftfy.
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Scrag Meister replied

25 July 2011, 07:21
Originally posted by stek View Post

Isn't the name a Bob name?

WSS, I was thinking the exact same thing.

Obviously over here on some dodgy visa with Mumbai based consultancy.
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MarillionFan replied

24 July 2011, 21:57
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

My school was previously a mental hospital. Florrie Nightingale supposedly nursed there. And before that, a fort. Story was that at 2am every morning the ghost of one of the inmates threw himself off the ramparts breaking his neck. One night we went up to witness this for ourselves but managed to scare ourselves tulipless well before the appointed hour.

You are Captain Jack Harness and I claim my 5 spinoff pounds.
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Sysman replied

24 July 2011, 21:27
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Don't upset them.

Mind you the advice we were given at school was to always laugh loudly and jeer at flashers/pervs.

The only problem was that my school was near a mental hospital so that advice didn't work......

One of my college friends got flashed at. Her retort was "I've seen better on a four year old."
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mudskipper replied

24 July 2011, 21:03
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Don't upset them.

Mind you the advice we were given at school was to always laugh loudly and jeer at flashers/pervs.

The only problem was that my school was near a mental hospital so that advice didn't work......

My school was previously a mental hospital. Florrie Nightingale supposedly nursed there. And before that, a fort. Story was that at 2am every morning the ghost of one of the inmates threw himself off the ramparts breaking his neck. One night we went up to witness this for ourselves but managed to scare ourselves tulipless well before the appointed hour.
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BA to the Stars replied

24 July 2011, 20:18
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Don't upset them.

Mind you the advice we were given at school was to always laugh loudly and jeer at flashers/pervs.

I bet that upset the games teacher
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MaryPoppins replied

24 July 2011, 19:28
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Don't upset them.

Mind you the advice we were given at school was to always laugh loudly and jeer at flashers/pervs.

The only problem was that my school was near a mental hospital so that advice didn't work......
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thunderlizard replied

24 July 2011, 18:37
Originally posted by Alf W View Post

Have we done this one?

No, for me it was the other way around. I started off as a leering night train pervert, and only got to be a 50k-a-year computer expert considerably later.

Incidentally, 50k must be the about lower limit of when a salary's worth putting in a headline, even in Manchester.
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Clippy replied

24 July 2011, 18:35
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

The only time I've been flashed was in a park in the middle of winter. Couldn't see what all the fuss was about.

Probably all shriveled up due to the cold weather - should have asked him to come back in Summer.
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EternalOptimist replied

24 July 2011, 18:30
In my experience, most women actually loved being flashed at

I think its the identity parades they like the most
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Zippy replied

24 July 2011, 18:25
The only time I've been flashed was in a park in the middle of winter. Couldn't see what all the fuss was about.
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SueEllen replied

24 July 2011, 15:44
Originally posted by cojak View Post

He probably couldn't get it up any other way.

Particularly if the last woman he'd tried it on with had laughed at him...

Don't upset them.

Mind you the advice we were given at school was to always laugh loudly and jeer at flashers/pervs.

The only problem was that my school was near a mental hospital so that advice didn't work......
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cojak replied

24 July 2011, 15:40
He probably couldn't get it up any other way.

Particularly if the last woman he'd tried it on with had laughed at him.

Or to paraphrase a memorable quote from The Boys From The Black Stuff, I'll bet his missus gives him hell...
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Paddy replied

24 July 2011, 15:04
Originally posted by wim121 View Post

Some women dont know how to take a compliment ....

Frankly, if a fellow passenger was looking at me from their seat jerking off to my wonderful looks, I would blush and feel quite good, so long as they didnt put their STD's in my face ....

Better than getting addressed as "hey ugly" ......

I didn't know you are gay.
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