£50k-a-year computer expert became leering night train pervert after drunken night ou

[Alf W]

Have we done this one?

A married dad-of-two has been told to pay £1,000 to a young woman after he leered at her and performed a sex act on a night train.

Santanu Roy, 38, stared at his victim for 15 minutes before carrying out the ‘deeply shocking’ behaviour on the journey from Liverpool to Manchester, a court heard.

Roy, a computer expert with a £50,000 salary, moved seats to be closer to the woman as he returned home from a drunken work night out................

[suityou01]

Have we done this one?

Prolly was Sas.

[MarillionFan]

Prolly was Sas.

A Grand for watching some fella have a pot noodle?

Minestrones bird has a pot noodle with him for the price of a kebab.

[Old Greg]

'Computer expert' rules out anyone from round here.

[NickFitz]

'Computer expert' rules out anyone from round here.

In Manchester, "computer expert" probably means "Jacquard loom card puncher"

[stek]

Isn't the name a Bob name?

[TestMangler]

Isn't the name a Bob name?

Was thinking more nigerian 419 scammer

All you have to do is put 'Barrister' or 'Reverend' in front of it

[doodab]

In Manchester, "computer expert" probably means "Jacquard loom card puncher"

Or valve changer.

Ferranti Mark 1 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Tim Berners-Lee's parents both worked on the Ferranti Mark 1 and Mark 1*.[4

[NickFitz]

Or valve changer.

Ferranti Mark 1 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Spacecadet]

In Manchester, "computer expert" probably means "Jacquard loom card puncher"

Manchester: the same city that gave you the machine you make a living from?
Manchester Mark 1 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Ungrateful cretin