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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Hang on a mo. How comes you can get away with that, and I get SY02 nagging my balls off about my drinking? I'm currently on the wagon for the sake of peace.

    Explain man.
    try this -

    Quietly stock up a drinks cabinet with spirits and mixers etc, then learn a few cocktails.
    buy a dickie bow and get a white towel.

    Then , when the kids are in bed, mix her a big cocktail, strip off, put the dickie bow on and put the towel over yer arm. Then bring her the cocktail on a tray, making a suitable comlmentary comment.


    Not only will you never have any problems ever again, but you will be pulling the bedsheets out of yer bum for a fortnight.


    Come up with a new wheeze every five years or so, and bobs yer uncle.


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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Come on suity, grow a pair.

    Their safely in SY02's handbag thanks.

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  • Support Monkey
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Hang on a mo. How comes you can get away with that, and I get SY02 nagging my balls off about my drinking? I'm currently on the wagon for the sake of peace.

    Explain man.
    As my 15 year old son says to me "man up and strap a pair on" you wanna drink you have a drink !!!!!!

    just make sure its a fizzy one in case she sees you

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Hang on a mo. How comes you can get away with that, and I get SY02 nagging my balls off about my drinking? I'm currently on the wagon for the sake of peace.

    Explain man.
    Come on suity, grow a pair.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Sat in the garden in Manchester tonight, with a bit of cubed cheese and pickled onions, soaking up the sun.

    perfect end to a stressful day on a tough project

    oh, ten cans of fozzies as well. forgot to mention that


    ah, this is the contracting life


    Hang on a mo. How comes you can get away with that, and I get SY02 nagging my balls off about my drinking? I'm currently on the wagon for the sake of peace.

    Explain man.

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  • DaveB
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    Had a rather nice chunk of this last weekend, very tasty indeed.

    Stichelton

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    "Blue Vinny" - so strong it's almost an hallocinogen!
    Spot on. But as it's a Dorset cheese, you need a flaggon of scrumpy to wash it down, not 'fozzies'.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
    All the better if a nice strong mature cheese

    "Blue Vinny" - so strong it's almost an hallocinogen!

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Sat in the garden in Manchester tonight, with a bit of cubed cheese and pickled onions, soaking up the sun.

    perfect end to a stressful day on a tough project

    oh, ten cans of fozzies as well. forgot to mention that


    ah, this is the contracting life


    All the better if a nice strong mature cheese

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  • MarillionFan
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EternalOptimist again.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    After some beer I'm gonna have fish fingers just cos that's what I feel like. Maybe some mushy peas and oven chips
    exactly

    thats it exactly

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  • Cliphead
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    After some beer I'm gonna have fish fingers just cos that's what I feel like. Maybe some mushy peas and oven chips

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  • Netraider
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    Cheese and pickles

    Sat in the garden in Manchester tonight, with a bit of cubed cheese and pickled onions, soaking up the sun.

    perfect end to a stressful day on a tough project

    oh, ten cans of fozzies as well. forgot to mention that


    ah, this is the contracting life

    Living the dream, living the dream.....

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Cheese and pickles

    Cheese and pickles

    Sat in the garden in Manchester tonight, with a bit of cubed cheese and pickled onions, soaking up the sun.

    perfect end to a stressful day on a tough project

    oh, ten cans of fozzies as well. forgot to mention that


    ah, this is the contracting life


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