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As my 15 year old son says to me "man up and strap a pair on" you wanna drink you have a drink !!!!!!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHang on a mo. How comes you can get away with that, and I get SY02 nagging my balls off about my drinking? I'm currently on the wagon for the sake of peace.
Explain man.
just make sure its a fizzy one in case she sees you
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Their safely in SY02's handbag thanks.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostCome on suity, grow a pair.

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try this -Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHang on a mo. How comes you can get away with that, and I get SY02 nagging my balls off about my drinking? I'm currently on the wagon for the sake of peace.
Explain man.
Quietly stock up a drinks cabinet with spirits and mixers etc, then learn a few cocktails.
buy a dickie bow and get a white towel.
Then , when the kids are in bed, mix her a big cocktail, strip off, put the dickie bow on and put the towel over yer arm. Then bring her the cocktail on a tray, making a suitable comlmentary comment.
Not only will you never have any problems ever again, but you will be pulling the bedsheets out of yer bum for a fortnight.
Come up with a new wheeze every five years or so, and bobs yer uncle.
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