Cheese and pickles

[wobbegong]

Hang on a mo. How comes you can get away with that, and I get SY02 nagging my balls off about my drinking? I'm currently on the wagon for the sake of peace.

Explain man.

Come on suity, grow a pair.

[Support Monkey]

Hang on a mo. How comes you can get away with that, and I get SY02 nagging my balls off about my drinking? I'm currently on the wagon for the sake of peace.

Explain man.

As my 15 year old son says to me "man up and strap a pair on" you wanna drink you have a drink !!!!!!

just make sure its a fizzy one in case she sees you

[suityou01]

Come on suity, grow a pair.

Their safely in SY02's handbag thanks.

[EternalOptimist]

Hang on a mo. How comes you can get away with that, and I get SY02 nagging my balls off about my drinking? I'm currently on the wagon for the sake of peace.

Explain man.

try this -

Quietly stock up a drinks cabinet with spirits and mixers etc, then learn a few cocktails.
buy a dickie bow and get a white towel.

Then , when the kids are in bed, mix her a big cocktail, strip off, put the dickie bow on and put the towel over yer arm. Then bring her the cocktail on a tray, making a suitable comlmentary comment.


Not only will you never have any problems ever again, but you will be pulling the bedsheets out of yer bum for a fortnight.


Come up with a new wheeze every five years or so, and bobs yer uncle.