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SimonMac replied

12 July 2011, 15:39
Originally posted by Paddy View Post
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Paddy replied

12 July 2011, 15:25
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mudskipper replied

12 July 2011, 15:13
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

My misses would need more than six drinks.

She's scared of heights then?
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NotAllThere replied

12 July 2011, 11:41
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

I have to confess that I smirk every time someone announces they're having a pot noodle.

Or I walk past Tulip Computers.
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minestrone replied

12 July 2011, 11:35
Originally posted by eek View Post

Don't pretend to be so innocent. Everyone on here knows the truth.

Honest guv. I think it must be a regional thing.

The other half told me of such a thing called the anal wink the other night. Still makes me laugh.
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sasguru replied

12 July 2011, 11:12
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

Your mum only took a lemonade.

Only with you.
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gingerjedi replied

12 July 2011, 10:27
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Only with you.

Your mum only took a lemonade.
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TestMangler replied

12 July 2011, 10:00
Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post

The next thing you'll be telling us is that you were serving up beef bayonets, corned beef rockets and pork sword on the BBQ...

Not forgetting the vertical bacon sandwich and the badly packed kebab..........
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ChrisPackit replied

12 July 2011, 09:56
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Had a BBQ on Sunday. Lots of kids and adults, other couples.

During conversation a rather naive couple joined in
a conversation about expensive places and
piped up.

'I took Rachel to a brassierie up the Oxo Tower last week and for six drinks it cost £55'

So let's get this straight then Dave 'You paid £55 to take Rachel up the Oxo Tower' I said

'Yes I really enjoyed. But we won't do it again' she said

Pffffffftttttt. Laughs all round.

The next thing you'll be telling us is that you were serving up beef bayonets, corned beef rockets and pork sword on the BBQ...
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MaryPoppins replied

12 July 2011, 09:42
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

I have to confess that I smirk every time someone announces they're having a pot noodle.

Well sure, so do I. But we don't post about it, eh.
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SimonMac replied

12 July 2011, 09:38
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Ooh yay, is it CUK mediocre joke day?

Day?!

Where have you been recently!
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mudskipper replied

12 July 2011, 09:33
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Ooh yay, is it CUK mediocre joke day?

I have to confess that I smirk every time someone announces they're having a pot noodle.
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eek replied

12 July 2011, 09:29
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

I had not heard of the term until reading this site.

Don't pretend to be so innocent. Everyone on here knows the truth.
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MaryPoppins replied

12 July 2011, 09:28
Ooh yay, is it CUK mediocre joke day?
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sasguru replied

12 July 2011, 09:27
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

My misses would need more than six drinks.

Only with you.
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