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Pondlife replied

12 July 2011, 08:51
Originally posted by PAH View Post

I once knew a guy who named his son Seth with the reason of "so he'll be a hard b'stard as everyone will pick on him at school".

Should have named him Sue.
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wobbegong replied

12 July 2011, 08:35
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

You must have had a slow day then!

Not at all, it was a comparatively dull day on CUK.
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PAH replied

12 July 2011, 08:31
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

I realised that. I've studied your form. HTH

Why can I never get the fit nympho stalkers.
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russell replied

11 July 2011, 23:50
Seems to be, pick the most original but not insulting name possible.
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d000hg replied

11 July 2011, 22:05
Harper is a fine name though I would have imagined it was a boy's name. Maybe because I knew a Thomas Harper at school.
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SueEllen replied

11 July 2011, 20:16
Originally posted by Alf W View Post

Who gives a flying f***?

"Me me me. Look at me and my unusually named kids."

Has been footballer and washed up 90s pop star.

Not interested.

Hope you don't have any children or whatever waiting to drop a female sprog. Otherwise they could well be named "Harper". <shudders>

A friend of mine named her first daughter "Goldie". She had been watching too many TV films when she was pregnant.
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shaunbhoy replied

11 July 2011, 20:15
Originally posted by PAH View Post

That whole line of thinking never occured to me.

I realised that. I've studied your form.

HTH
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Alf W replied

11 July 2011, 19:59
Who gives a flying f***?

"Me me me. Look at me and my unusually named kids."

Has been footballer and washed up 90s pop star.

Not interested.
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norrahe replied

11 July 2011, 19:18
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Can't be as bad as her brother Dweezil

Or Zowie Bowie now known as Duncan Jones
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EternalOptimist replied

11 July 2011, 19:04
It's a bit sad on first sight, but when you think of all the other bonehead names around. its not actually that bad.

It beats
Tutti-Fruiti Beckham
Tallulah Pine Beckham
Brooklyn Beckham (oops)
Paris Hilton Beckham

The redskins used to call their babies the first thing they saw out of the teepee door, after the baby was delivered
which was great. although my Apache great-great-great grand mother
'Limping Dog with pink saus and dribbling runny bum-hole' wasnt quite so keen on the idea
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norrahe replied

11 July 2011, 19:02
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Thanks for that valuable insight Moon Unit.

Can't be as bad as her brother Dweezil
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SimonMac replied

11 July 2011, 18:21
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Funniest post of the day!

You must have had a slow day then!
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wobbegong replied

11 July 2011, 17:59
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Victoria Beckham reveals Harper Seven was named after the time of her conception. She wanted to call her Quarto 8 but David got over-excited

Funniest post of the day!
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Zippy replied

11 July 2011, 17:57
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

I think it sounds like the name for a space station from a 70s sci fi film, maybe an off planet mining colony.

Thanks for that valuable insight Moon Unit.
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minestrone replied

11 July 2011, 17:49
I think it sounds like the name for a space station from a 70s sci fi film, maybe an off planet mining colony.
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