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Previously on "What the hell are you talking about?"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Soapy tit w*nk.

    HTH
    Much better answer. I'm not sure anyone got my FUBAR comment either.

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  • TestMangler
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    Soapy tit w*nk.

    HTH

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    In this instance - no. It's GCSE maths. Vectors have direction and magnitude. Velocity, for example is a vector quantity, while speed is not - it's scalar.
    I fooking know what vectors are!!!!!

    Would it have not been better to have said. 'Oh we all appear to be pulling in different directions'.

    Sheesh.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Red is X on the ergonometric scale? The bloke was talking nonsense, it's blue.
    Euroland (except italy and Austria) and switzerland (except the french speaking part) use a different scale which uses a Red X

    HTH

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  • NotAllThere
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    In this instance - no. It's GCSE maths. Vectors have direction and magnitude. Velocity, for example is a vector quantity, while speed is not - it's scalar.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    What's not to understand - it makes perfect sense. E.g.

    (1) ( 2) (-5) ( 32 )
    (0) (-4) (6 ) (12333)

    are vectors with differing directions and magnitudes.
    Are you talking bollocks? Yes or No.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Are you a short, 60 year old gay Chinese man then?
    I guess I can be if you want me to be. £100 in the usual account.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    ..."It appears to me that we have a set of vectors pointing in different directions......... and with various magnitutdes."

    Anyone have any examples of nonsensical sayings?
    What's not to understand - it makes perfect sense. E.g.

    (1) ( 2) (-5) ( 32 )
    (0) (-4) (6 ) (12333)


    are vectors with differing directions and magnitudes.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    I used to work as an IT Director. We had this right thicko that I took on as a favour to his dad. I remember in a meeting, he had nothing to contribute so eventually just blurted out, 'Is red X on the ergonometric scale?' So to shut him up, I said, 'Red is X on the ergonometric scale'. Then he started shouting, 'Yes or no, yes or no?' I tried to ignore him but he soiled himself and started crying. I sometimes wonder what happened to him.
    Are you a short, 60 year old gay Chinese man then?

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  • Mason Boyne
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Ask him whether he still beats his wife.
    MarillionFan, do you still beat your wife?

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  • Old Greg
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    I used to work as an IT Director. We had this right thicko that I took on as a favour to his dad. I remember in a meeting, he had nothing to contribute so eventually just blurted out, 'Is red X on the ergonometric scale?' So to shut him up, I said, 'Red is X on the ergonometric scale'. Then he started shouting, 'Yes or no, yes or no?' I tried to ignore him but he soiled himself and started crying. I sometimes wonder what happened to him.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Ask him whether he still beats his wife.

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  • xoggoth
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    Red is X on the ergonometric scale? The bloke was talking nonsense, it's blue.

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  • jmo21
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    When someone is deliberately obtuse like you describe, I usually just restate the question again when a really confused look on my face prefaced with something like "Sorry, what I asked was......"

    Probably makes me look like an arse at times, but it usually has the desired effect.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    A pet hate of mine are people who answer questions in the most stupid manner ever but thinking they're the cleverest people in the world.

    I remember when I first started out I had to ask the IT Director a question which had a simple Yes or No answer. He answered the question by saying something along the lines of 'Red is X on the ergonometric scale' (which is how I remember it, but googling it is nonsense). To which my reply was? I don't understand, and then he just repeated the answer indicating that I had to know the answer to that to get my Yes or No. What an arse.

    It's just happened again.

    "It appears to me that we have a set of vectors pointing in different directions......... and with various magnitutdes."

    Anyone have any examples of nonsensical sayings?
    I did lose my temper with a guy once when all I needed was a Yes or a No....

    "A simple Yes or No will do" I said in a raised slightly manic voice - felt really bad afterwards, he was a nice fella just a bit nervous and doddery.

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