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shaunbhoy replied

1 July 2011, 13:53
Trying to avoid making a koch of myself...

Never stopped you before...........
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doodab replied

1 July 2011, 13:49
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

It's no yolk.

It'll be all white.
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mudskipper replied

1 July 2011, 12:27
It'll come to a sticky end... (TM)
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NotAllThere replied

1 July 2011, 12:26
It's no yolk.
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TestMangler replied

1 July 2011, 12:20
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Don't worry if you seem to be making a meal of it, the worst that can happen is that you end up with egg on your face.

I may have some news that you'll find shocking.........but.........
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MaryPoppins replied

1 July 2011, 12:18
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NotAllThere replied

1 July 2011, 12:15
Just don't blow it.
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TestMangler replied

1 July 2011, 12:15
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

How do I handle that, exactly?

Like a dangerous firework. Keep it at arms length and don't let it go off in your face.
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doodab replied

1 July 2011, 12:15
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Slowly and carefully?

WHS. It might be a bit much to take in all at once, you don't want to choke on it, but take it a bit of a time, roll it around in your mouth and make sure you really get your tongue around it.

Don't worry if you seem to be making a meal of it, the worst that can happen is that you end up with egg on your face.

Last edited by doodab; 1 July 2011, 12:17.
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DimPrawn replied

1 July 2011, 12:14
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

<makes note>

Handle like a grenade. You don't want it going off in your face.
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MaryPoppins replied

1 July 2011, 12:11
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Slowly and carefully?

<makes note>
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oracleslave replied

1 July 2011, 12:08
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Dyck". How do I handle that, exactly?

Slowly and carefully?
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MaryPoppins replied

1 July 2011, 12:07
Don't say his surname?
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NotAllThere replied

1 July 2011, 12:03
Ask if his first name is Dick. Ask him if he can do faux-cockney.
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northernladuk replied

1 July 2011, 10:31
Originally posted by The Agents View View Post

Indeed, I'd go with Von Dake, and say it confidently. If you're wrong, they'll soon correct you, and you can just apologise. People with names like that normally see the funny side. Trust me, I have a surname which is confused for male genitals quite alot as well - I always just think it's funny!

You are not called Buster Gonads are you?
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